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#2
Who knows. Ask Frenchy.
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I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#3
WTF is the pear
seriously?
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#4
Pretty damn fast

considering it's like the biggest offense possible
(and I hate people that do)

Plus,
It doesn't matter how fast it happens,
you will still get banned
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#5
Nothing will happen. Post it.
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#6
Quote by TheEmoStrangler
if i were so post the pear how fast would i be banned or would i get a warning or something?

Fragment, consider revising.
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#7
Quote by columbianneckti
WTF is the pear
seriously?


USE GOOGLE.
yeesh.

Anyway, to TS, I don't know, but I dare you to test it
#10
Quote by sneyob
(and I hate people that do)

why? I can understanding hating the people who overdid it, but it was a pretty damn good comic relief for some threads that just made you go "WTF".

anyways, this question was asked so many times. reported.
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#11
Well, someone did it Y L, Y L V. 3 and didn't get banned.
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#12
Quote by Dillona
Nothing will happen. Post it.


+1. Being banned for it is a myth. Frenchy decided that it would be funny if he "banned" people for the pear... but what actually happens is that he takes you out for a pint.

True story.
#15
Quote by columbianneckti
WTF is the pear
seriously?

The lolwut pear.


I imagine you would get banned quite quickly.
#16
I googled the pear and I did not find anything. So someone please explain. And who is Frenchy
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#17
wtf is the pear
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#18
Quote by deanfreak93
I googled the pear and I did not find anything. So someone please explain. And who is Frenchy



just google lolwut in images
#21
HAHAHA I found it, damn thats gay
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#22
Quote by deanfreak93
I googled the pear and I did not find anything. So someone please explain. And who is Frenchy


Frenchy = one of the mods
And google "LOL WUT pear," it's the first thing on images.
*shakes head* oh those silly 08'ers, when will they learn?
wait...
#25
Quote by SG6578
HAHAHA I found it, damn thats gay

its actually pretty cool when used properly

like look at the thread pepes partyyyyyy and just picture that pear in the 2nd post
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#26
To answer your question...
Pear: The lolwut pear was originally a piece of surrealist art, but was captured by the internet and raped repeatedly. It is commonly used as a generic response to threads that make absolutely no sense, or a stupid comment.

Frenchy: Frenchy Fungus is the overbearing mod of the Pit. Piss her off and you will be banned for life. She also likes her coffee black.

Any more questions?
#27
that's pretty lame. i dont know why they would bann the pear. i know it's annoying but it's not such a big deal.
#28
Theres nothing bad about it is there?
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#29
Quote by Stir-Fry
cam i post admiral ackbar instead?

dont think so but you seem like a /b/tard
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#30
The pear rules and the fact that it's been banned from UG makes it that much more awesome.
And I mean that in the best possible way.
#31
Quote by SilenceIsGolden
The pear rules and the fact that it's been banned from UG makes it that much more awesome.


Why has it been banned?
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#32
Quote by horloko
that's pretty lame. i dont know why they would bann the pear. i know it's annoying but it's not such a big deal.


It's the link that the pear often sends you to

Seriously, being the nubcake I was and clicking it,

I did not expect the tornado of porn that rained down upon my computer

My machine is still recovering from that...
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#33
Quote by columbianneckti
WTF is the pear
seriously?


Look it up on Wikipedia, Im not sure how BigBrother would feel about me describing it.

Lets just say it involves mid evil torture of the your rectal orfice
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#35
Quote by sneyob
It's the link that the pear often sends you to

Seriously, being the nubcake I was and clicking it,

I did not expect the tornado of porn that rained down upon my computer

My machine is still recovering from that...



It all makes since now.
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#36
I'm sure encyclopedia dramatica has a registry for it...type in LOLWUT or Pear in the searchbox.
I actually do have schizophrenia, so stop making fun of people who have it.

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#37
Quote by deanfreak93
It all makes since now.


no, it makes "sense"

The Pear is an evil monster, harnessed by the /b/tards

It is not a funny beast
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


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#40
Quote by Stir-Fry
wtf is a /b/tard?


It's a board on the un-holy site 4CHAN

They are known for their random acts of annoyance and lack of sense of humour

yet, that is where the rest of the internet gets its jokes,
so in a way they are a necessary evil
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


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