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Soo, yesterday i had an horrible encounter, an hidden number called my phone and i heard the death rattle, 2 weeks before i had seen some of my more important moments of my life in a dream, and next week is friday the 13th.

I really hoped i would last atleast till 17 , cause ill be 16 on the 25th and ill get a new computer and it would really suck to die now cause i couldnt play crysis or call of duty 4
Oh yeah i would die a virgin too, help pit, how do i explain this mystery.
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#3
You're not going to die.

EDIT: or, you might, but you're no more likely than the rest of us, unless you get yourself into some stupid situations.
#4
Mates i know, my common sense says the death rattle is someone pranking but my human sense says some **** will go down
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#5
Quote by Lagrance
Soo, yesterday i had an horrible encounter, an hidden number called my phone and i heard the death rattle, 2 weeks before i had seen some of my more important moments of my life in a dream, and next week is friday the 13th.

I really hoped i would last atleast till 17 , cause ill be 16 on the 25th and ill get a new computer and it would really suck to die now cause i couldnt play crysis or call of duty 4
Oh yeah i would die a virgin too, help pit, how do i explain this mystery.


Wow, priorities.

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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My God, this must be the smartest/greatest guy ever.
#6
I'm the grimreaper oooooooh! Thats BS your not going to die. But just in case wrap yourself in bubblewrap and stay indoors away from sharp objects
#8
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Wow, priorities.


At least he has some. Some people don't even have that.
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#9
What the hell is the 'deathrattle'?
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#10
What is the 'death rattle'?
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#11
The sound a person makes a few seconds before his death, wiki it..
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#12
dont be stupid, of course your not gona die.
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#13
Quote by Lagrance
Mates i know, my common sense says the death rattle is someone pranking but my human sense says some **** will go down


My spidersense says stop smoking dope.

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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TURN OFF YOUR MIND RELAX AND FLOAT DOWNSTREAM

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My God, this must be the smartest/greatest guy ever.
#14
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At least he has some. Some people don't even have that.

I would have better ones but i cant get laid
Hey do you think saying "imma die in 2 days" would work ?
Oh yeah i also hoped to see starcraft 2 , ive waited 10 years for it , and if id die before it it would suck balls.
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#15
is a death rattle a cross between a death adder and a rattle snake of some species, cos I want one, if so, lol
#16
Quote by Lagrance
Soo, yesterday i had an horrible encounter, an hidden number called my phone and i heard the death rattle, 2 weeks before i had seen some of my more important moments of my life in a dream, and next week is friday the 13th.

I really hoped i would last atleast till 17 , cause ill be 16 on the 25th and ill get a new computer and it would really suck to die now cause i couldnt play crysis or call of duty 4
Oh yeah i would die a virgin too, help pit, how do i explain this mystery.


Damn, if only UG had the option to do fortunes

Ah well, i'll make one up!

Your fortune: You will suffer an untimely death, but in heaven you will become king of Coco Pops.
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I really hoped i would last atleast till 17 , cause ill be 16 on the 25th and ill get a new computer and it would really suck to die now cause i couldnt play crysis or call of duty 4
Oh yeah i would die a virgin too, help pit, how do i explain this mystery.

olololol
#20
within the next week the great phantasm will come buttrape to you unless you run completely naked through the city of san fransisco at friday the 13th, do it - now!

edit: wtf hey everyone buttrape won't get banned
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#22
No no you won't die don't worry, nobody wants you
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#23
Good new TS, it was only me who called you. Bad news tho is that i am the grim reaper and that call was to give you a heads up, you know to get your priorities sorted

And you thought your going to die next week, nah dont be silly

...Its tomorrow
#24
if you want to die, you've come to the right place!
STEAM: beachhhhhhhh

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#26
of course your going to die! propably not in next week but someday yes. (damn im soooo funny)
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#27
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Damn, if only UG had the option to do fortunes

Ah well, i'll make one up!

Your fortune: You will suffer an untimely death, but in heaven you will become king of Coco Pops.

Haha. 4chan.
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#28
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Good new TS, it was only me who called you. Bad news tho is that i am the grim reaper and that call was to give you a heads up, you know to get your priorities sorted

And you thought your going to die next week, nah dont be silly

...Its tomorrow


**** man dont do it tomorrow, i have an birthday coming up on wednesday!!!!
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#29
Quote by psyks
Death rattle, what's that? A new hard rock instrument?


it's a pantera song right?
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#30
No.


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oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)
#31
Quote by Lagrance
**** man dont do it tomorrow, i have an birthday coming up on wednesday!!!!


you think we care?

THIS

IS

UG!!! (300 moment)

#33
Quote by Lagrance
**** man dont do it tomorrow, i have an birthday coming up on wednesday!!!!


No way! 11th June? Thats my birthday

Im not rescheduling you around my birthday sorry, besides ill be to wasted or hungover and probably kill a bunch of orphans again...

Sorry
#34
Surely if you heard the death rattle over the phone it probably meant that the person phoning you died while waiting to be connected.
#35
1/ steal a computer.
2/ play cod 4 and crysis
3/ get laid

then it wont matter if you die right?
#36
Wow... Get on with life mate. Somebody posted a picture called 'The Parrot' which apparently, if you see it, will turn your brain to **** in 3 days. I'm still here, all thinking a stuff Don't believe this crap, it's all a prank
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#37
I was born on friday the 13th, therefore it is my sworn duty to kill you.
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#38
Quote by Lagrance
Soo, yesterday i had an horrible encounter, an hidden number called my phone and i heard the death rattle, 2 weeks before i had seen some of my more important moments of my life in a dream, and next week is friday the 13th.

I really hoped i would last atleast till 17 , cause ill be 16 on the 25th and ill get a new computer and it would really suck to die now cause i couldnt play crysis or call of duty 4
Oh yeah i would die a virgin too, help pit, how do i explain this mystery.

Bold + Underlined = Answer to Italic
..is a girl
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How about just send a ship at the speed up light directly to the sun, and the gravity will pull it towards the sun, thus speeding it over the speed of light.

#40
you're on acid
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