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Hi pit, i have an amazing story to tell you. a story about how i got a HERNIA.

so, i was at taco tell talking on the phone, one hand in my pocket, and i felt a weird lump on my ballsack. i was like wtf man and ran to the bathroom to examine myself (while on the phone with a radio guy interviewing me about my band's upcoming battle of the bands) so im freaking out wondering why theres a lump in my ballsack, and it felt just like a 3rd ball, (nut, hardyboy, ding dong, etc)

so yeah, then i had to sit through a whole movie, freaking out, until i could get home and explain to my mom what happened. she even had to feel it.

so earlier yesterday, my band played a show where i had to carry my amp across the huge parking lot to get to the place, and i guess carrying it that far stressed out my small intestines, and caused a hernia in my ballsack.

so yeah, no i have poop floating around in my ballsack, and i have a constant stomach ache and i dont feel good at all.


so right now, i am wearing underwear instead of boxxers to protect my seamen, and im not having too much fun

They call me poop balls.
#2
pics or didn't happen.

EDIT: don't really want to see it on second thoughts.
#4
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until i could get home and explain to my mom what happened. she even had to feel it.



You got poo in your ball sack???
#6
yaaa now it feels like a never-ending sack tap. you guys remember those in middle school?
#9
Your mom touched your balls?


But seriously, I hope you're okay.
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...get home and explain to my mom what happened. she even had to feel it.


That is probably the best thing I have ever read on the internet
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#11
hahaha that is the sadest thing ive ever heard.....altho to tell us this...you have balls.
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#15
so right now, i am wearing underwear instead of boxxers to protect my seamen, and im not having too much fun


Boxers are underwear you know? If you wear two layers of em then no wonder you got **** mixing with jizz in the downtown motel.
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hahaha that is the sadest thing ive ever heard.....altho to tell us this...you have balls.


yeah... poop balls
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#19
Good thing you're not cumming blood.
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You were feeling your ballsack while on the phone at Taco Bell?


#25
If it really happened you wouldnt be sharing it with UG.
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#27
I hope your testicles become septic so they have to cut them off.
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#28
... Pear Plz!
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#29
I've actually heard of this happening before, i think it was on UG as well. I remember someone thinking they'd miraculously grown a third ball or something along those lines.

Hope it clears up poop balls
#30
It's not cancer, it's where your intestine pushes through the abdominal lining and into the scrotum. It's just a really unpleasant type of hernia. Sorry TS.
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It's not cancer, it's where your intestine pushes through the abdominal lining and into the scrotum. It's just a really unpleasant type of hernia. Sorry TS.


Can you read? He said himself it was hernia.
#34
i could get home and explain to my mom what happened. she even had to feel it.


You sir, are about to be sigged
#35
Your going to get the poop removed right? i would be like AHHHHH if that happened to me.


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#36
lol my girlfriend calls me poopballs
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#38
yeah...haha this thread has gotten alot of attention. and i just went and took a crap, and i had to push it inside my intestines and stuff. it feels really weird and i have a stomach ache.
#39
haha you noob, thanks for sigging me haha...


yeah ill get the poop removed. i might need surgery.
#40
haha you noob, thanks for sigging me haha...


yeah ill get the poop removed. i might need surgery.
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