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During the winter and spring of 2007, a man became a legend on youtube, i do not know anything about his real name or how to find him except that he referred to himself "Maurice". This man provided tales of his daily struggles, which covered everything from professing his love to the woman of his dreams, to getting beaten up at school by a female acquaintance. On one particular episode he poured chocolate syrup on himself on camera. Many people believed him to be retarded, although there was controversy over whether he was an actor or just a grossass.

I am a modest man living in a simple life, but if someone will be kind enough to point me in the right direction, i will die happy.