#1
Squirrels are awesome.
I was in French class and a squirrel slide off the roof and bounced off the railing.

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#2
I was attacked by a squirrel in the second grade.
Thanks for bringing up bad memories.
Moments into minutes.
Minutes into hours.
Hours into days.
Days into years.
Years into possibility.

This will linger.
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#3
a squirrel found a sandwich in a bin, and got chased by a group of crows. best english lesson ever
#6
I ate squirrel twice. It's good.
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#9
squirrels kick ass. Except when you walk under a bunch of trees and they throw pinecones at you
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#12
A giant squirrel broke one of my guitar strings once, I beat it's face in with the guitar, put it on a stick, and ate it whole. Buggers. I now kill all I see with 'ol blue.
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#14
I dont like them. They are nuisances.
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a squirrel found a sandwich in a bin, and got chased by a group of crows. best english lesson ever


thats like when one had a pancake in french and a bunch of crows attacked it.

I saw that squirrel fall from the english room Kyle, and also in that english class i saw squirrel sex and my friend said that it was a fight . . . he was mistaken.
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#17
So I was driving, and an innocent little squirrel was strolling into the street to go home to his squirrel family when I hit him going 70 in a 25 mph zone. Needless to say, it looked like it stepped on a squirrel claymore.
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Moments into minutes.
Minutes into hours.
Hours into days.
Days into years.
Years into possibility.

This will linger.
xxx
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My friend got raped by a squirrel once...

Oh the joys of scout camps


That happend to my friend at summer camp.
He had his foot out of the tent on our out trip and i woke up and saw a raccoon making love to his foot. I woke him up and said.
"Dude, a raccoon was cuming on your foot, BE FEARFULL!"
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YAY FOR SQUIRRELS!!
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#22
God damn yankee squirrels killed all the good old red squirrels, Bastards!
The government has started culling them in england now, and selling the meat in butchers
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#23
One time a squirrel stole some of my french fries at a park. They were macdonalds, so heart attacks were had.
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Foamy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#28
Can we post pictures of squirrels? I'm gonna do it anyways.




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When I was little my dad told me how there were these flesh-eating squirrels that would jump from trees and attack you. I believed him for some reason.
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