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#1
Ok, my parents are FORCING me to go to my cottage this summer for 2 months, I will be there alone with my mom and my grandma, I'm the only kid on the entire damn lake, last summer I was alone and miserable, they think that it's fair to take me away from all my friends and everything I enjoy. If I say that I'm bored...they tell me to go swimming....I can't swim they dont let my Dad bring up one of my friends for a weekend if he comes up, (he rarely does) I just think that it's sooo unfair, I would probably like it if there were acctual kids there to hang out with....
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#3
welcome to my world

i live in the middle of ****ing NOWHERE
at the moment im not near my university friends

and all my old friends back home have moved away

good job i can drive or id go NUTS
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#5
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#6
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NTY O.o''
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#7
Yeah I'm 14...can't really drive...i have NO way out of that damn place....
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#8
Wow...
I'm 14 and forced to go all summer too!!!
I just play guitar all...****ing...day...all...****ing...summer to pass the time
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#10
Quote by Lasyk
Yeah I'm 14...can't really drive...i have NO way out of that damn place....


Walk?
#12
well, maybe you just oughtta be happy that you actually have a home to live in and the means to go up to said cottage?
no?
well, bring a gameboy, xbox, guitar, and several porno mags/internetz. you should be set.
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This monkey's gone to heaven.
#13
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Walk?


If I could I would....half hour drive to the closest tiny ass town....
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#14
hell im an only child

i had to make my own fun when i was little
BEAT IT, BUT NOT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN YOU DIRTY C***!-Mel Gimpsuit
#15
I wouldn't find it so horrible if there was internet.....there is no internet...NOT EVEN A ****ING TV!!!!!!!
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#17
Wow TS you're just like me, only opposite.
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#18
Quote by valdean
Tell them what you told us.


Been there done that...got bitched right out... ex. "YOUR ****ING GOIN! I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GO!"
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#20
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Wow...
I'm 14 and forced to go all summer too!!!
I just play guitar all...****ing...day...all...****ing...summer to pass the time


I'm 15 and the same thing happens to me.

I might be able to bring a friend this time. I'm also going to bring both my gutairs (first year I've ever had a guitar) so that'll be good. Print out some Tab and learn the songs!
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#21
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I wouldn't find it so horrible if there was internet.....there is no internet...NOT EVEN A ****ING TV!!!!!!!



You got it worse than me. We have a TV with bunny ears so we get CTV and CBC and A Channel. We also get high-speed internet in the summer, so that's good.

What DO you do all summer anyways?
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#23
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#24
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suck it up. you're 14. **** like this happens. bring your guitar, and hope there's a few kids out there this year.


trust me...there are no kids...I've been going there since I was a baby...oh yeah...and my birthday happens to fall when I'm there...to be honest i have never ****ing had a B-day party with friends before -.-
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#26
we get **** all speed net here

were ment to get 8Mb
but we get 1Mb
BEAT IT, BUT NOT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN YOU DIRTY C***!-Mel Gimpsuit
#27
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You got it worse than me. We have a TV with bunny ears so we get CTV and CBC and A Channel. We also get high-speed internet in the summer, so that's good.

What DO you do all summer anyways?


absolutely nothing...get bitched at for playing my bass "Too Loudly" when its not even at half volume on a 30 watt....
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#28
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#30
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we get **** all speed net here

were ment to get 8Mb
but we get 1Mb


I have dialup... at my ****ing house. I don't have t.v. or internet at my cottage, it's boring as ****.
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#31
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lmfaooooo...I DO GET COMPARED TO MANSON ALL THE TIME AT SCHOOL!!!
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#32
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I have dialup... at my ****ing house. I don't have t.v. or internet at my cottage, it's boring as ****.

we used to have that till quite recently


but for some reason we still have to dial to connect to broadband LOL
BEAT IT, BUT NOT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN YOU DIRTY C***!-Mel Gimpsuit
#33
Quote by black-sabbath
Wow...
I'm 14 and forced to go all summer too!!!
I just play guitar all...****ing...day...all...****ing...summer to pass the time

Might aswell use the time to your advantage.
Swim twice everyday at the least, you'll be fit as a fiddle when you get back.
#35
Quote by black-sabbath
Wow...
I'm 14 and forced to go all summer too!!!
I just play guitar all...****ing...day...all...****ing...summer to pass the time



how is that a bad thing? plus you'll have all the coke and sex you want when you're older.

ps

there's more coke and sex in the house.
...because the last thing the world needs is another metal guitarist.

Me.

My band.

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#36
Quote by Lasyk
absolutely nothing...get bitched at for playing my bass "Too Loudly" when its not even at half volume on a 30 watt....



I'd get bitched at for 2 on a 25 watt.
Gear:
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Line-6 UberMetal, EchoPark
Boss RC-2 Loop Station
Traynor YCV50Blue, Bass Mate 25, Guitar Mate 15
#37
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we used to have that till quite recently


but for some reason we still have to dial to connect to broadband LOL


...

Well that's quite unusual.
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#38
If you've internet access just get a load of guitar tabs n practice on an acoustic beside the lake. Lots of time to become amazing at guitar. Otherwise buy a few tab books and do the same. You could also (though it may be slightly risque for a 14 year old) read books. Buy a DS or PSP as well could be useful. Recommend some RPG of some sort to take loads of time to complete as well as a racing game to try and beat time trials.
#40
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how is that a bad thing? plus you'll have all the coke and sex you want when you're older.

ps

there's more coke and sex in the house.

only in his dreams, he's a pasters kid
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