#1
PLAY GUITAR OR GTFO! who agrees?
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what sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender?
i dunno, i was to busy masturba ting.

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EVH. I saw him in concert. And his brother was seriously the worst bass player I've ever seen.

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if my guitar had a pussy, i would never leave my room
#2
why?

what about bass players?

in b4 bass is a guitar
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#3
I think as long as you play an instrument, you're good to go.
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

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Music isn't the Olympics. It's not about showing other people what you can do with a piece of wood in your hands that has strings on, it's about making sounds that are good.