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#1
has anyone here used it? its pretty entertaining. basically its like hot or not, but people answer questions, you just upload a pic and wait.

once you do it post your results, i got:
discribe:
scary
emo
jailbait
rocker

ethnicity:
white 80%
native american 20%

gender:
all man baby

age:
under 18

attractive:
good lookin

intelligence:
bright.

for those of you who want to try:
http://facestat.com/
#4
Ive got 5 hours to wait too!

I dont really need someone else to tell me im asian and have a big nose!
#5
sounds scary... but i'll post em later
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#8
yeah i'm not waiting five hours for it to tell me i'm a twat or something
Moments into minutes.
Minutes into hours.
Hours into days.
Days into years.
Years into possibility.

This will linger.
xxx
#9
I don't want to wait 5 hours!

EDIT: FINALLY!!


describe:
ALittleBitSad

sexual orientation:
definitely straight

attractive:
good lookin
sup?
Last edited by ldl67 at Jun 11, 2008,
#10
Whilst judging, i saw someone who just uploaded a picture of a vagina.

It was hard to tell what age it was!
#11
Quote by Amitio
Whilst judging, i saw someone who just uploaded a picture of a vagina.

It was hard to tell what age it was!

Was their name Joseph?
#13
And now we play the waiting game

Wait, what vagina?

edit: Lol
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#15
5 Hours... Well. Let's wait here.
So... Anybody knows a good joke?
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#16
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.
He slides up to the bar and announces:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."



#18
Three men are at the FBI Building for a job interview. The interviewing
FBI agent tells the first man, 'To be in the FBI you must be loyal,
dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you
to go in there and shoot her with this gun.'

The man takes the gun, hesitates, and says, 'Sorry, I can't do it.'

The next interviewee enters the office and the agent tells him the same
thing he told the first guy. The second man takes the gun, walks into the
room, and walks out. 'Sorry, I can't.' he says.

The last man enters the office and the interviewer said yet again explains
the test.' The man says "I'm sorry I love my wife too much to do such a
harmful thing, I guess the FBI is not for me after all."

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A guy walks into a doctors office.

The doctor tells him, "You need an operation".

The guy says, "I want a second opinion."

The doctor says*, "Okay, my colleague, Dr. Saknussem, would be happy to
provide you with the appropriate consultation. Here's his address, and
I'll have my receptionist call him and schedule an appointment. Please try
to see him soon, though. At the moment, I'm concerned about the size and
location of this tumour, and I think we should move quickly if we're going
to get our best results."
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#20
- Mom! Mom! I'm sick of playing with grandpa!
- Ok swettie. Just put the bones back in the coffin!
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#23
Quote by Kensai
Three men are at the FBI Building for a job interview. The interviewing
FBI agent tells the first man, 'To be in the FBI you must be loyal,
dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you
to go in there and shoot her with this gun.'

The man takes the gun, hesitates, and says, 'Sorry, I can't do it.'

The next interviewee enters the office and the agent tells him the same
thing he told the first guy. The second man takes the gun, walks into the
room, and walks out. 'Sorry, I can't.' he says.

The last man enters the office and the interviewer said yet again explains
the test.' The man says "I'm sorry I love my wife too much to do such a
harmful thing, I guess the FBI is not for me after all."

**********************************************

A guy walks into a doctors office.

The doctor tells him, "You need an operation".

The guy says, "I want a second opinion."

The doctor says*, "Okay, my colleague, Dr. Saknussem, would be happy to
provide you with the appropriate consultation. Here's his address, and
I'll have my receptionist call him and schedule an appointment. Please try
to see him soon, though. At the moment, I'm concerned about the size and
location of this tumour, and I think we should move quickly if we're going
to get our best results."

Your mother is so fat that her doctor felt seriously worried about her, prescribed her weight loss pills, and gave her instructions on dieting and exercising.

Same idea?
#24
I have 97 judge point at the moment lol!

I feel bad about giving some of them bad ratings so i describe them as Cheerful
#25
Quote by that_1_dude24
Your mother is so fat that her doctor felt seriously worried about her, prescribed her weight loss pills, and gave her instructions on dieting and exercising.

Same idea?


Yeah, the anti jokes

Here's some more:

How do you brainwash a blonde?

A rigorous schedule of psychologically breaking down their confidence and resistance to outside suggestion.

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Jesus is hanging on the cross and John approaches.

John says: "Jesus, its John. How may I serve thee ain thy time of need?"

Jesus replies: "YEEEAAAAAAAARGGHGGGHGGHGGGHGGHGGH!!!!!"

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A man spends his first day in prison talking to his cell mate. His cell mate gives him a few tips on surviving maximum security in his first weeks there, and then pauses to look outside the bars of the cell.

"I got an escape plan", says the man's cell mate.

"What is it?"

"Put this blanket over your head, and I'll tell you what to do when the guard comes back."

The man puts the blanket over his head, and his cell mate begins to rape him.

Savagely.
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#26
Quote by Kensai


A man spends his first day in prison talking to his cell mate. His cell mate gives him a few tips on surviving maximum security in his first weeks there, and then pauses to look outside the bars of the cell.

"I got an escape plan", says the man's cell mate.

"What is it?"

"Put this blanket over your head, and I'll tell you what to do when the guard comes back."

The man puts the blanket over his head, and his cell mate begins to rape him.

Savagely.


Reminds me of High school
#27
Quote by dartmaster
Reminds me of watching High school musical


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#28
Quote by Kensai
Three men are at the FBI Building for a job interview. The interviewing
FBI agent tells the first man, 'To be in the FBI you must be loyal,
dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you
to go in there and shoot her with this gun.'

The man takes the gun, hesitates, and says, 'Sorry, I can't do it.'

The next interviewee enters the office and the agent tells him the same
thing he told the first guy. The second man takes the gun, walks into the
room, and walks out. 'Sorry, I can't.' he says.

The last man enters the office and the interviewer said yet again explains
the test.' The man says "I'm sorry I love my wife too much to do such a
harmful thing, I guess the FBI is not for me after all."

**********************************************

A guy walks into a doctors office.

The doctor tells him, "You need an operation".

The guy says, "I want a second opinion."

The doctor says*, "Okay, my colleague, Dr. Saknussem, would be happy to
provide you with the appropriate consultation. Here's his address, and
I'll have my receptionist call him and schedule an appointment. Please try
to see him soon, though. At the moment, I'm concerned about the size and
location of this tumour, and I think we should move quickly if we're going
to get our best results."


I don't get it?????
#29
Quote by Thornography
I don't get it?????

That's the purpose .
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#30
Here's more anti jokes I found:


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in
hospital.

A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a
bridge?
She wasclinically depressed and took her own life because ofher terribly low self-esteem.

What do you call a cat with no tail?
A manx cat.

Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men
coming in and out of your wife's house.' The otherman replies: 'Yes, she
has become a prostitue to subsidise her drug habit.'

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind abush, a rabbit leaps out
and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders
off.

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt
to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated
rainforest.
#31
Quote by dartmaster
I have 97 judge point at the moment lol!

I feel bad about giving some of them bad ratings so i describe them as Cheerful

i say jolly if there rather large. like santa.

but i feel bad, i usually go with if you dont have something nice to say, dont say anything, option and skip the picture. other wise i feel really bad.
#35
Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One holds groceries, the other molests children.

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Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A: One is an edible substance and the other is a person who believes in Judaism.

--

A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger.

The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop.

The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school.

He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office.

Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school.

Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house.

Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town.

Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad.

Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both. Lesson: don't drink and drive.
#38
Quote by aaron6890
any one check theirs yet?

The first ones to try this still have three hours left before they get anything.
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#40
I still have 3 hours
Quote by gregs1020
Brett has been saving for a splawn for 4 years
countries have been toppled in the time it's taking, revolutions won got a black pres

yawn


Quote by bubb_tubbs
When he finally gets one it'll probably be televised like the Berlin Wall coming down.
The end of an era