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#1
I'm sitting in my room, when I look out the window. It's nice outside, no clouds, the sun is out, but for some reason, the sky is very strange yellow. The I start to hear lighting and see thunder! Yes I HEARD Lightning!!! AND SAW THUNDER!!!! There's no clouds, the sky's yellow and it's thundering. I think I'm going to wet myself!!! What do I do?!
#2
Rape the sky and eat your mom.

Then go fly a kite.
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#4
Play guitar
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#6
Quote by floppypick
Rape the sky and eat your mom.

Then go fly a kite.


Hmmmm! sounds like a plan!! Ill do it!
#7
Well, you should probably evacuate.
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#8
I actually think I'm going to go outside and jump around like a little girl and sing 70's tunes.
#9
I don't think I want you for president if you are scared of thunder, and think you're going to wet yourself...

#10
maybe its heat lightning? but i dont believe heat lightning has thunder
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#11
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I don't think I want you for president if you are scared of thunder, and think you're going to wet yourself...



Sir, Ill have you know I already have wet myself and would make a great weatherman
#12
It's nice where I live. Except the wind is blowing about 40 miles per hour. It's normal.
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#13
Well I wouldn't suggest the rape honestly, but do go fly a kite, make a video as well.
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#14
fap.
UG POKER!
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#15
well we will need to know where i bought the drugs first.
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#16
Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
#17
O sh*t, rain came down for like a minute then stopped, then the lights started to flicker. so if I randomly sign off, that means my power went out.
#18
Pics or it didn't happen.

(But really, take pics. I'm curious.)
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#20
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Pics or it didn't happen.

(But really, take pics. I'm curious.)


K, I will i just got to charge my camera battery for a bit, just to squeeze in a little juice
#21
hey, do you live somewhere near maryland? Same ****'s goin on here...it makes me giggle
#22
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hey, do you live somewhere near maryland? Same ****'s goin on here...it makes me giggle


yea dude!!! I live in Maryland. Is this sh*t happening to you too?
#23
Yeah, im just hoping my power doesn;t go out, then i wouldnt be able to jam or play wii
#24
Yea i no it sucks. If the power goes out im going to be so pissed.

O and btw random question but I was reading your profile, and was just wondering, what school do you go to, cause I might know.
#25
First you need to get your abra to use flash attack. Then you can get a better veiw of the situation. Remember, you can get the flash HM from the old lady outside vermillion.
#26
DUDE another marylander!!! same exact thing, im eating dinner with my grandma and all of a sudden WHOOSH thunderstorms and shiz

where are you guys at?
NOPE
#30
im a magruder kid, what year are you? and that other maryland guy, where are you in these parts?

^ yes in fact we both are
NOPE
#31
first- you must come to my house and give me a heeping dose of whatever your on
second- we will both go back to your house and eat your mom
third- we will go out and rape the sky with our pokemon kites
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#32
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im a magruder kid, what year are you? and that other maryland guy, where are you in these parts?


wait Im sorry I didnt understand any of that.

Im a bit stupid sorry
#33
i go to magruder high school, and i was asking luckyboy what class year he is at blake high school, and i asked where your at
NOPE
#36
K sorry guys, don't know where either of those are.....
I go to a school in potomac, any of you guys near that?
#37
stop taqking drugs
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#38
nah im not near potomac, im more in gaithersburg/rockville and im guessing luckyboy is in like silver spring or something

but yeah im getting really tired of uncessecarily bad thunderstorms, especially considering what happended with the power a couple of days ago and the clusterf*ck that followed that
NOPE
#39
Quote by Nakon14
nah im not near potomac, im more in gaithersburg/rockville and im guessing luckyboy is in like silver spring or something

but yeah im getting really tired of uncessecarily bad thunderstorms, especially considering what happended with the power a couple of days ago and the clusterf*ck that followed that


Yea i live in Garrett Park, ever heard of that place? its near kensington

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