#1
What would you do for 1 million dollars.....I am bored so I decided to come up with a thread that may entertain me, as well as other people. So, Pit, tell me in detail about the absolute craziest thing you would do for one million dollars. I don't care how crazy it is.....3..........2............1...........GO!
#2
kill you.


actually i'd do that just to get rid of this thread.


haha.
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#4
I'd masticate in a room full of men.
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#5
Read this thread!!

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#6
I would happily rape a goat
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#9
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I'd masticate in a room full of men.

do you know what masticate means?

i'd definitely... go golfing in a thunderstorm.
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#11
Klondike Bar.
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#13
buy a house with a pool.

help my mum pay off her mortgage.

invest the rest.
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#14
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buy a house with a pool.

help my mum pay off her mortgage.

invest the rest.

For a million dollars, not with a million dollars.
#16
Sell my body. Sexually, I mean.

I might kill a guy, too. I don't really know about that one. There are a ton of things I'd do for a million smackeroos.
#17
Sleep for more than the doctor-recommended 8-9 hours.

I'm willing to accept the ravages to my body.
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#19
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For a million dollars, not with a million dollars.


Maybe he would do that for a million dollars... Like, he pledges to do that to get the money, gets the money, does it. lol =P


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I would spend $999,999.98 so I can keep my 2 cents.

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I dunno. A million isn't as much as it used to be... But I'd still do quite a bit for it.
#21
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do you know what masticate means?

i'd definitely... go golfing in a thunderstorm.

Yes. masticate means eat. I'd sit down and have a nice dinner while we all smoke from pipes and discuss current issues.
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