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#1
due to my poor reading skills which i blame on my education, i replied to the Weird Song Names thread with something about weird people names. so here's the thread: what are some weird names you have heard of or seen?


i hate how people can have a "common" name and alter it so it is either spelled weird or is spelled similarly with a different pronunciation. just because of that fact, i would love to name my kid Jeff but pronounce it "Steven".
#3
I once met a black chick named "Aquanetta". That's right - she was named after hairspray.
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#5
Have none of you heard of Frank Zappa?

MoonUnit1

Dweasle (or Dweesle, however the hell you spell it)

I'm gonna name my kid MoonUnit2. And EnergyTurtle.
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Have none of you heard of Frank Zappa?

MoonUnit1

Dweasle (or Dweesle, however the hell you spell it)

I'm gonna name my kid MoonUnit2. And EnergyTurtle.

It's actually Moon Unit Zappa. Moon being her middle name. And the correct spelling is Dweezil. He also had a son named Ahmet and a daughter named Diva.
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Jesus.
you know as in the spanish way...


Uhh... why is it weird?
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#10
Not to be racist, but all those african american girls names nowadays that are hard to spell/pronounce...cmon people you are not directly from africa anymore.


Ex. Shiniqua
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#12
Running eagle,
steel,
rain,
stayr and
ronbow, not rainbow ronbow

no joke

and my sister and her friends are gonna name their first kids optimus prime and megatron
#13
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yeah come on people....

what do you mean people?!?

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i know a kid named Little Wolf Two Rivers...he's part native american though, so it's justified :P
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Uhh... why is it weird?


jesus in a spanish way is like heysus the J is pronounced like H
#17
Knew a guy named Thunder, and another named Storm...

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#18
i used to have a prep buddy named Reef, he was awesome and so were his surfer-esque folks.
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jesus in a spanish way is like heysus the J is pronounced like H


Maybe I don't find it weird cuz I'm Hispanic...
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#20
I was getting my hair cut by this lady, and she had a picture of her son on the counter. I asked her how old he was and what his name was,and she was like "His name is Cash." I was like "oh..that's cool.." and she was like "yeah it took me forever to convince my husband to let me name him that" and i was like "yeah..."
#21
One of my best friends grew up in South Africa with a set of twins called Winner and Loser. =s
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One of my best friends grew up in South Africa with a set of twins called Winner and Loser. =s


I wonder which one the parents preferred...
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#24
From Freakonomics - Chapter 6: The socioeconomic patterns of naming children

Loser (ended up being a respected Police figure)
Winner (ended up being an incarcerated criminal)
Shithead (pronounced Shuh-TEED)
Orangejello (pronounced Oh-RON-juh-lo)
Lemonjello (pronounced La-MON-juh-lo)

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haha

but dude the yard duty at the high school I went to name was Vera, and she was this fat redneck white trash lady and her kids were named Hunter and Forest.

Also, I guess some couple in Germany wanted to name there kid Osama Bin Laden.
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#28
There was one couple who wanted to name their kid Metallica. There was quite a bit of controversy about that because the government wouldn't let them. Also I heard that stuff about the kids naming their kid 4Reel. Didn't they end up deciding on Superboy or something like that.
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i met a girl whose real name was Charlotte, but her nickname was "Dring"
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#31
girl at a local school was called "Bacardi"


her parents were the kinda people who were on "welfare state"
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#32
theres this kid in my mate's brother's grade at school. his name is Kot Kot. seriously. and his brother is daniel or something. so there is daniel kot, and kot kot.
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and my sister and her friends are gonna name their first kids optimus prime and megatron


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#34
bryton...


but thats my name lol
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#35
Jetride. Pronounced 'jeh-tree-deh.' I don't think it was too crazy to think it was pronounced the way it looks like.

Sounds like a goddamn Transformer.
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#36
Girl at my school named Princess.

Yes, Princess.

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#37
Gerard.



Edit: Some guy from here who lived in Texas said there was a bully at his school named Austin.
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#38
there's a white middle class boy at my school called "Chance"


I blaze with him from time to time
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#39
I know there's a girl at my school who's called Fairy. For real.
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#40
OH, and theres another one that I just remembered then, I don't know how to spell it, but it's pronounced

tocka-reema-merry-merry.

:s

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