#1
and I was going to go Kayaking. I guess I'll just nap now.

Do you guys like hot pockets? I heard there's a chicken pot pie hot pocket.
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#4
Quote by InvaderTSN
You were gonna go kayaking at 3 in the morning?

Well I'm not going to go do laundry at 3 AM like a weirdo. I'm just going to go download porn like a normal person.

Oh, that's not normal at all...
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#5
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... What's a hot pocket??


VALID QUESTION, PLEASE ANSWER.
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#6
Quote by ldl67
... What's a hot pocket??

Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, “Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, dunk it in a toilet.”
I get very tense around apples...Well, I get very tense generally. I think I've fallen into the trap of blaming fruit.

Jeff


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#7
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Well I'm not going to go do laundry at 3 AM like a weirdo. I'm just going to go download porn like a normal person.

Oh, that's not normal at all...


.....But it's dark outside and you're probably going to hurt yourself kayaking.

On a second thought, you should go kayaking right now.
#8
Go kayaking in the rain and stop being a pussy. I've done it before, just makes it a bit colder.
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.....But it's dark outside and you're probably going to hurt yourself kayaking.

On a second thought, you should go kayaking right now.

You sound like a gym teacher. You think when gym teachers were younger, they’re thinking, 'You know, I want to teach... but I don’t want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?'
I get very tense around apples...Well, I get very tense generally. I think I've fallen into the trap of blaming fruit.

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#12
You ever look for the remote control, but you can't find it, so you just decide, "Ah, looks like I'm not watching TV. I'm not gonna take two steps and turn it on myself. I'll go to the gym if I'm going to work out."


I was watching Animal Planet, did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, "Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?" You know it's just some stubborn scientist. "Yeah, that one there's the male seahorse." "Uh, Bill, that one's having a baby." "...the male has the baby. You're fired."


You ever been asleep at night, and you're awakened by a noise, and you're convinced there someone breaking into your house and they're gonna kill ya? But instead of getting up, you just go back to bed.
"Oh what is that a murderer? I gotta get some sleep, can't kill me if I'm asleep!"
That'd be embarrassing... you get to heaven: "Hey, how'd you die?"
"Oh me? I was too lazy to get out of bed. Yeah, I heard the guy in the kitchen and I thought I had an hour."
I get very tense around apples...Well, I get very tense generally. I think I've fallen into the trap of blaming fruit.

Jeff


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#13
jim gaffigan is funny. people making threads and then filling it with his quotes are not funny. unless the person IS jim gaffigan. if it is him...HI JIM! i love your comedy routine.
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