#1
Alright so i'm in decent shape but i've been getting a tiny bit of a tummy lately, that i'm about to start working off.

Then I just read somebody say that a lot of times the build-up of fat is due to stress and releasing cortisol which also they said occurs when you jerk off.

Now i'm a horny ****, but it's been really bad lately, and i'm beginning to wonder if that's it.


So...


...does this mean fat people jerk it off non-stop?
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NO NO NO for the last time NO

Jerking off is NOT detrimental.
Ever.
Period.
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#5
I really doubt that that's true. If anythig, I would think that jacking off would burn calories and be beneficial.
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NO NO NO for the last time NO

Jerking off is NOT detrimental.
Ever.
Period.


It also prevents prostate cancer.
#7
I doubt it. Not to brag, but I have a pretty sweet bod. And I...you know...come on, I'm in the Pit.


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#8
I feel like I may have just told a bunch of kids santa clause isn't real.


...(btw i know it's eating habits and lack of excersize when i got out of the hospital, but stumbled upon this interesting nugget)
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#9
There can be bad effects, like fapping when you could be doing something productive or healthy...
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#10
what might be true is that people who jack off alot lose alot of protein and thus don't build up muscle as quickly as others.

but honestly, i have no freaking idea.
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what might be true is that people who jack off alot lose alot of protein and thus don't build up muscle as quickly as others.


No wonder I see no results
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It also prevents prostate cancer.

It does not prevent prostate cancer. Frequent orgasms lowers a men's risk of getting it.
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It does not prevent prostate cancer. Frequent orgasms lowers a men's risk of getting it.



....so you don't orgasm while jerking off?


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Yes, but if your fapping all the time, when you could be getting exercise, would be unhealthy. It's good in moderation.


That's like saying "Running is bad for you, because if you run too much you might not have time to get a girlfriend, and you might damage your joints", or "TV is bad because you could be doing something creative than watching TV".

The principle of most things is in moderation. All anything done without moderation will have a consequence so it is a given to balance and prioritise.
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That's like saying "Running is bad for you, because if you run too much you might not have time to get a girlfriend, and you might damage your joints", or "TV is bad because you could be doing something creative than watching TV".

The principle of most things is in moderation. All anything done without moderation will have a consequence so it is a given to balance and prioritise.

No one seems to understand me... I was simply stating the fact that fapping in excess is unhealthy.
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#21
Even if this was true, it would be to the tiniest degree, you wouldn't notice any weight differences.
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It also prevents prostate cancer.


There's an excuse if ever i heard one. *retreats to room with tissues*
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