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and I cant keep chicks from trying to bang me. Im like "alright,alright, ladies.......come now.....lets be civilized! I know Im irresistible but you all must share!" And it also bothers me that I cant find anyone to be in a band with because Im to good at guitar. People are like "woah, I cant be in a band with you, you are hands down the best guitar player of all time, and Im scared! " Its a curse I say. It doesnt help Im so freaking rich, and use hundy's in place of paper towels and dish rags. What to do.....
#6
maybe your not that hot. most of the chicks wanting to bang you are just after the money you mentioned later in your post.
#8
Quote by Godsmack_IV
kill yourself, it's the only way.
Im to good looking to die. Sometimes I pass a mirror and get startled Imso good looking.
#9
no
My favorite band is Tool.


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despite the funny name, unknownpunkrock is the coolest 08'er.

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#10
Why are you on UG?

SHOULDNT YOU BE AT YOUR CONCERT DOING AN INSANE SOLO GETTING SUCKED OFF AT THE SAME TIME WHILE CHICKS PULL 100 DOLLAR NOTES OUT OF THEIR TOPS AND THROW THEM AT YOU!?!?!


*reported*
#12
Quote by JeDiXxX
and I cant keep chicks from trying to bang me. Im like "alright,alright, ladies.......come now.....lets be civilized! I know Im irresistible but you all must share!" And it also bothers me that I cant find anyone to be in a band with because Im to good at guitar. People are like "woah, I cant be in a band with you, you are hands down the best guitar player of all time, and Im scared! " Its a curse I say. It doesnt help Im so freaking rich, and use hundy's in place of paper towels and dish rags. What to do.....


wow
think what he meant was :
im not good looking

and I cant get chicks to bang me. Im like "please,please, ladies.......come now.....lets be wild! I know Im resistible but you all must care!" And it also bothers me that I cant find anyone to be in a band with because Im to crappy at guitar. People are like "woah, I cant be in a band with you, you are hands down the worst guitar player of all time, and Im scared! " Its a curse I say. It doesnt help Im so freaking poor, and use old newspapers in place of paper towels and dish rags. What to do.....
#14
Quote by metalrhoads
wow
think what he meant was :
im not good looking

and I cant get chicks to bang me. Im like "please,please, ladies.......come now.....lets be wild! I know Im resistible but you all must care!" And it also bothers me that I cant find anyone to be in a band with because Im to crappy at guitar. People are like "woah, I cant be in a band with you, you are hands down the worst guitar player of all time, and Im scared! " Its a curse I say. It doesnt help Im so freaking poor, and use old newspapers in place of paper towels and dish rags. What to do.....


Fixed for truth.
#15
Quote by metalrhoads
and I cant get chicks to bang me. Im like "please,please, ladies.......come now.....lets be wild! I know Im resistible but you all must care!" And it also bothers me that I cant find anyone to be in a band with because Im to crappy at guitar. People are like "woah, I cant be in a band with you, you are hands down the worst guitar player of all time, and Im scared! " Its a curse I say. It doesnt help Im so freaking poor, and use old newspapers in place of paper towels and dish rags. What to do.....

ooooooooooooo i felt the sizzle from that burn
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#16
I just made $5,267 in the last 4 minutes sitting here doing nothing. 2 chicks called, yearning for my you know what. And Im shredding unbelievable riffs on my insane rig as I sit here in my multi million dollar home.
#19
Quote by JeDiXxX
and I cant keep chicks from trying to bang me. Im like "alright,alright, ladies.......come now.....lets be civilized! I know Im irresistible but you all must share!" And it also bothers me that I cant find anyone to be in a band with because Im to good at guitar. People are like "woah, I cant be in a band with you, you are hands down the best guitar player of all time, and Im scared! " Its a curse I say. It doesnt help Im so freaking rich, and use hundy's in place of paper towels and dish rags. What to do.....


You should take one of those tests, you know... just to see about how big your ego really is.
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
- Scott Adams

No they don't, and UG is proof...
#20
Well, I always tell people: "I'm like a museum--You can look, but you can't touch."

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
#21
Man, I know how you feel. Women walk up to me and say "I wanna sleep with you" and naturally I'm flattered but my standards are usually too high.
#22
Quote by ldl67
*reported*



Him>you

Jim Sturgess FTW!!!
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M. Night Shyamallama

#23
Too good looking to spell properly?
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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#25
Quote by TooFast
Too good looking to spell properly?

Being as good looking as I am makes poor spelling not only acceptable but desireable as well.
#27
you are so fUcking up yourself its not even funny
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Quote by chll
i think she's a horny type girl

cuz 1 tym io remember she asked me to kiss her
#28
Quote by JeDiXxX
I'm a fourteen year old **** head with nothing better do to than join a guitar forum to learn some new penis jokes then three months later make some immature, stupid joke just so you can piss off people on the internet but just get flamed because my idea sucked so bad.

Fix'd
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#29
LOL ^^^ you win haha i love you
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Quote by chll
i think she's a horny type girl

cuz 1 tym io remember she asked me to kiss her
#32
haha this guy is hillarious...

gotta be the funniest troll thread by far
I love all forms of Rock 'n' Roll, past and NOT present
#34
Quote by JeDiXxX
and I cant keep chicks from trying to bang me. Im like "alright,alright, ladies.......come now.....lets be civilized! I know Im irresistible but you all must share!" And it also bothers me that I cant find anyone to be in a band with because Im to good at guitar. People are like "woah, I cant be in a band with you, you are hands down the best guitar player of all time, and Im scared! " Its a curse I say. It doesnt help Im so freaking rich, and use hundy's in place of paper towels and dish rags. What to do.....


#35
Quote by LSC300
and i'm STILL drunk


You win.
Since the creation of the Internet, the Earth's rotation has been fueled, primarily, by the collective spinning of English teachers in their graves.
#36
Quote by JeDiXxX
and I cant keep chicks from trying to bang me. Im like "alright,alright, ladies.......come now.....lets be civilized! I know Im irresistible but you all must share!" And it also bothers me that I cant find anyone to be in a band with because Im to good at guitar. People are like "woah, I cant be in a band with you, you are hands down the best guitar player of all time, and Im scared! " Its a curse I say. It doesnt help Im so freaking rich, and use hundy's in place of paper towels and dish rags. What to do.....

You really are a lucky guy. I wish I was like you.
We walked into the night

Am I to bid you farewell?


Why can't you see that I try
When every tear I shed


Is for you?
#38
if your aim was to humor us, you did it

edit: oh btw, only people with low self esteem needs to show off, just so you know
Look at all the people who wants to get sigged
Last edited by last_train_home at Jun 8, 2008,
#39
Quote by metalrhoads
wow
think what he meant was :
im not good looking

and I cant get chicks to bang me. Im like "please,please, ladies.......come now.....lets be wild! I know Im resistible but you all must care!" And it also bothers me that I cant find anyone to be in a band with because Im to crappy at guitar. People are like "woah, I cant be in a band with you, you are hands down the worst guitar player of all time, and Im scared! " Its a curse I say. It doesnt help Im so freaking poor, and use old newspapers in place of paper towels and dish rags. What to do.....

lol true! xD

Go fuck your mother
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