#1
I blocked my ear.I finished showering and decided to shove a cotton tip in my ear.

I read that warm olive oil helps soften the wax but every time I heat up the oil it cools down before it gets in my ear.How long am I supposed to heat the damn stuff?!

Help,please.I need to unblock it!!
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#2
erm, lol. dude, i honestly got no clue. surprisingly enough i've never had that problem. :p
good luck with it though XD
#6
Just tip your head when you are in the shower warm water is ok it unblocks it a bit.

If not just like get it syringed.
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#8
Honestly, I've found if you listen to really loud music through headphones for a while, It loosens up the wax.
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#9
i've done that before. my hearing went really muffled in my right ear. i was ****ting myself lol.
try and dig the stuff out with a set of tweezers or something.
#11
this happened to me a few weeks ago

Take the olive oil a pour a some into a spoon.

Turn on the burner on the stove and hold the spoon over it for a while till it gets pretty hot.

Hold spoon up to ear.

You know the rest.


It's a really strange feeling.
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#12
See the doc, he/she should be able to suck it out with a mini-vacum, but don't try it with your own hoover.
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When i out oil in my ear for wax problems the feeling is WEIRD lerk xD
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#16
wait did you get the actual cotton bud stuck in your ear?

if not, the oil has to be like boiling hot. yknow, so you scream when you pour it down your ear.

But, failing that, get some boiling water, put a teaspoon of salt, and a bit of butter, mix it around for a while, make sure it's really hot.

Then pour it through the eye nearest the blocked ear. This is what I was trained to do as an intern in scrubs.
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i've done that before. my hearing went really muffled in my right ear. i was ****ting myself lol.
try and dig the stuff out with a set of tweezers or something.


No no no! Don't do that!!! Check with the doctor first but whenever I have a blocked ear I just use olive oils drops at room temperature. The last time my left ear was blocked it took a month to unblock. I was gonna have the wax syringed out but when I went to have it done the nurse said that I had to agree to the operation so that if it damaged my hearing the surgery couldn't be held responsible. I chickened out when she said that so I just carried on with the ear drops until it went
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#18
Thanks everyone.
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#19
Hold your nose closed, close your other ear with your finger, close your mouth, and while keeping all the above closed, try to breath really flippin hard out your nose.
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#20
my left ear has been blocked for about a week now. Yeah, some types of oil are supposed to help but yeah
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