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#2
Inb4 faceplam.




(Sally Cinnamon- Stone Roses)
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


Quote by darkstar2466
WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#12
Quote by Broken_Drum
Yes, because all females will enjoy the same song.



And they will instantly fuck you because of a song





Also, TS should be banished from playing guitar.


ESP LTD MH-350NT
Hughes & Kettner Switchblade 100
Orange PPC412AD
Seagull S6 Cedar Slim
Manuel Rodríguez C1M


Guitarist of Ravenage
Drummer of Windrider
Solo Project is Aloeswood
Last edited by Guitar_Dan_666 at Jun 8, 2008,
#13
Only because it's so delightfully cliche (and also because I constantly play it for said women), Dire Straits - Romeo and Juliet.
Gear:
Ibanez S470 (EMG 81/S/85)
Sigma DMC-15E
Laney VH100R
Laney 4x12 Cab
Ibanez Weeping Demon
M-Audio ProKeys 88
Mbox 3 Pro
KRK RP6 G2's
Plum Team FTW!

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#14
Just for WANTING to play a song for a screw
You should not be allowed to touch a guitar
Ever
Quote by kevin14u2nv
heck yeah its gonna be heavy its gonna be in Drop A tuning and the opening line of the CD will be like Worship god

and then the pope just does a freakin brutal breakdown
#16
Quote by avenged_Freak
the campfire song


cookie whoever gets my reference

Spongebob?
I actually do have schizophrenia, so stop making fun of people who have it.

GEAR:
Boss ME-50
Silvertone Paul Stanley Apocalypse (modded)
Squier Affinity Strat (modded)
Italia Modulo 2
Fender Front 15G
#17
Quote by avenged_Freak
the campfire song


cookie whoever gets my reference


spongebob?
#19
Quote by Broken_Drum
Yes, because all females will enjoy the same song.

+100000000000
Sooo true. My girlfriend is a Black Dahlia Murder and Between the Buried and Me fan.
Quote by Jackal58
If I was Santa you'd all get shit for Christmas.
#20
I want you by Bob Dylan
I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger......a man on the move and just sick enough to be totally confident.

Quote by Hexagram
Oh and Zeke, i find you to be over-rated
#21
lol with you choice of wording. no song. but try lesbian seagull cuz its awesome.
Gear:

Guitars:
ESP ltd FX-400
Epiphone les paul jr.

Amps:
Line 6 spider II combo 30 watt
Krank Rev. Jr. full stack tube.
#22
Blackbird-Alter Bridge

If you could pull that off, a girl would rape you on the spot.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#23
Quote by notsojoeyb4eva
Inb4 faceplam.




(Sally Cinnamon- Stone Roses)

inb4:facepalm at mistyping 'facepalm'

wweeeeeeell i dunno


Guns n' roses - Don't cry always works i guess.
Guitars:
-Schecter C-7 Hellraiser
-Ibanez MTM2
Amplifiers and Cabinets:
-Peavey StudioPro
-Randall RH50T Head
-Behringer 4x12 cab
Pedals:
-Ibanez WD-7 Wah
-Boss SD-1
-MXR 10 Band Equalizer

7-String guitars are badass!
#25
F uck her gently - Tenacious D.

Shows you care about em.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#26
Quote by daeqwon10000
Shame On A Nigga-Wu Tang Clan


Anything off 36 Chambers or Gwar - Fuck ing an Animal or Babyraper
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#27
Tenacious D - **** Her Gently
A hero of war, Yeah that's what I'll be

(.)(.)..........(.)(.)..........(.)(.)..........(.)(.)..........(.)(.)..........(.)(.)..........(.)(.)
#29
Dave Matthews Band- Crash into Me. You'll get some mega-poon
Nine planets surround the sun
Only one does the sun embrace
Upon this watered one
So much we take for granted


So let us sleep outside tonight
Lay down in our mother's arms
For here we can rest safely
#30
I heard there's something called charisma and not being a shallow fucktard.


But yeah sure play any song in the catalog, any chick who would wanna fuck someone because they can play a song is not worth anyone's time.
#31
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
F uck her gently - Tenacious D.

Shows you care about em.

DAMN, you beat me to it
A hero of war, Yeah that's what I'll be

(.)(.)..........(.)(.)..........(.)(.)..........(.)(.)..........(.)(.)..........(.)(.)..........(.)(.)
#33
Quote by Broken_Drum
Yes, because all females will enjoy the same song.

What?! Are you saying they don't? Well there goes everything I thought I knew about women...
#35
Quote by MrGuitar123
I heard there's something called charisma and not being a shallow fucktard.


But yeah sure play any song in the catalog, any chick who would wanna fuck someone because they can play a song is not worth anyone's time.


I dunno man, I suppose it would be a good deal for somebody who only has like 30 mins left to live and knows a 3 minute song that gaurentees sex, if he can waste 25 minutes doing other things he can die as he finishes
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#36
Baby I Love Your Way by Peter Frampton.

Play that and be all like, "yo we'll be together foreva and ****". Her ass will be on your dick in seconds.
#37
-________-;
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#38
I don't know if a chick will **** you just because you covered a song on your guitar.
Quote by mexicanmidget88
metalcore is metal, just with more brutality



Quote by Guns 'N' Maiden

Brandon Small Is An Amazing Guitarist and Glen Benton Is One Of The Best Drummers I've Ever Seen




R.I.P. George Carlin

May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008
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