#1
I touch my penis when I look at your, photograph.
I touch my penis and it makes me sorta, kinda laugh.
Cause I know I'm doin' somethin' that I, shouldn't do
And that's stroking my friend when I, look at you
Oh~~~ yeah

Movin' on now!

I touch my penis when I see your, friend's face.
I hit the jackpot when I found her on your, Myspace.
It may be dirty and immoral but I, don't care
Cause I love picturing her with fluid in her, hair
All~~~~ right

Last verse now!

I touch my penis when I think of your, mother Jane
I touch my penis and it just drives me, insane.
And when I think of everyone of, you
My penis pushes out its, love goo
Oh~~~ no

End song now!




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Yes. I went there, and I'm not ashamed to do so.




The end gets a tad bit off from the original beat bu~~t, I know how to make it work in song form. I may actually sing/play it and upload it, but I have to think of at least a chord progression for it. Or I may just sing it, who knows.
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#3
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gross...just gross :P


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Worst-Atheists (because 90% of them are arrogant bastards)
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90% of people are arrogant bastards, regardless of religion.
#4
yeah...i saw this one guy at a local band show (he was solo, guitar/vocals) who sung about masturbating to his father and stuff like that. he got arrested and we found out he was on crack. are you on crack?
people with large sig's are clearly compensating for something.