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well my family is going to Virginia for a short vacation. the only problem is that my grandfather(73) wants to room with me(14) and my cousin(16).We are gonna be jerking off, trying to get girls in the room and other stuff like that(watching porn). What should i do to get him outta our room?

I was joking about the jerking offf. seriously man jthat would be gay.
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You're gonna be jerking off with your cousin? It's not really a team sport, I think that's pretty messed up whether or not your G-pa's there or not.

Edit: I just realized the title actually says 'GAYEST road trip ever'
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well my family is going to Virginia for a short vacation. the only problem is that my grandfather(73) wants to room with me(14) and my cousin(16).We are gonna be jerking off, trying to get girls in the room and other stuff like that(watching porn). What should i do to get him outta our room?


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#10
Hmm... maybe he wants to join in your shenanigans?

EDIT: What exactly do you mean by "gayest road trip?" I'm getting concerned.
#11
Don't leave your grandfather out! Let him spank the monkey with you! Hey, you might as well bring back some poon for him too.
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#14
Ask him for a helping hand. Less weird than your cousin? Idk
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"2 cousins, one grandpa"


lol no way man
What the hell were you thinking?


i duno lol. tihs r liek wen i traid drawn maiself n teh t0ilit.

ROFL.

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gess i cant dai.
#16
You'd kick him out when you're going to be trying to get girls in the room? What is wrong with you? Let him get some as well!
#17
nothing quite like cousinly bonding...
if by bonding, you mean havin' a wank together.
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#18
where at in virginia? i live in virginia. maybe i can join in on the fun.
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#19
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"2 cousins, one grandpa"
O_O

That makes my penis soooo hard.

oh and
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

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#20
Okay you're gonna polish the paddle with you cousin? Maybe your Grandpa should be there to make sure you two don't turn gay with each other.....Or you could all join in a game of soggy biscuit.....But that's whatever you want to do. You sick homo.
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#21
lol what the hell!
your lying really your not getting any poon at 14
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#24
he's from texas, only queers and steer come from texas..
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he's from texas, only queers and steer come from texas..
And I don't see any horns on the TS
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#27
wow first time i've lol'd at the internet in a long ass time
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#31
Grandpa cant get erections anymore, so he'd be bummed out

... Unless he has Viagra

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#32
WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA!!!!! YOU AND YOUR COUSIN ARE GUNNA BEAT THE MEAT TOGETHER?????? that....that......that......CREEEEEPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY....
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he's from texas, only queers and steer come from texas..



ahah queers and steers ive ben trying to work out what thats from for so long!!

please enlighten me
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#35
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#36
dude this has nothing to do with the post...but im reading the replys and i pissed my pants....****in hysterical
#38
Quote by Dave Gilmour
nothing quite like cousinly bondage...
if by bondage, you mean bondage.


fixed.
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#40
Well if you and your cousin are gonna be fucking eachother and wanking eachother off then yes, it will be very gay and also incestuous which is probably illegeal.
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