Squier classic vibe 50's strat, modded.
Dunlop 535q
Korg Pitchblack
Carvin X100B

Coming soon to a pedal board near you:
Analogman Sunface
Lovepedal E6
Area 51 wah
Skreddy Lunar Module
Malekko 616 Ekko
I would honestly go out and buy a decent drum machine. They're about 30$ for a cheap one (US cash). It would be better to do that than download/buy a crappy one online. I would give you one of mine, but I'm guessing you live no where close to me Sorry just kidding. But seriously, buy one, they're great.
If you serious about recording and stuff then try out a program called Mixcraft, its not free(can be, if your like that though, cough) but you can trial it for a week or so.
people with large sig's are clearly compensating for something.
FL studio drums sounds very good, but its more expansive than a drum machine i guess lol
i got tired of my signature and i no longer has one