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#1
I kid you not, I had a driving instructor who named his child Zeppelin. Zep would be a good nickname, but Zeppelin is kinda bad. What are some you've heard?
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#2
worst name? oh there was a kid nameds Daganoth i think (it is a kewl name) but it is supposed to be a demon or something
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#7
There's a kid named S*ithead. Seriously.
He says it's pronounced Shi-Thade.
We've drained full confession booths, polluted drinking wells with our repentances, and then stood grinning with our arms around the shoulder of a rotting child.



If you resist change, you will be here forever.
#9
my mom's friend named his daughter Clare Annette Reed. he was a clarinet player, in case it's not obvious.
#12
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my mom's friend named his daughter Clare Annette Reed. he was a clarinet player, in case it's not obvious.

I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#13
Mary Jane.


But you know what the best name is? Cantaloupe.

EDIT: Another bad one would have to be Jack Hoff.
#14
A friend of mine is called Casper, and another's middle name is Merlin. Both their parents are stoners

EDIT: Primary school brings back memories of Har**** and Hu-Bong-Wong
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#15
Harry Kok. I don't know the guy personally but there was an article in the newspaper about kids with funny names.
"When I grow up, I wanna be a vampire bat"

#16
Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa
'62 reissue Mexican Fender Stratocaster.

Fender Blues Junior

Dunlop Crybaby Classic
Electro Harmonix NYC Big Muff
Ibanez TS9 tube screamer
Carl Martin Classic Chorus
Electro Harmonix Micro P.O.G
Ibanez DE7 Delay
#19
Dweezil Zappa.
Gear
Epiphone Black Les Paul Standard with gold Grover tuners
Fender Mexican Electric Blue Stratocaster
Line 6 Spider Jam
Voodoo Lab Sparkle Drive
Boss DS-1 Distortion
Boss CE-5 Chorus Ensemble
Boss CS-1 Compression/Sustainer
#21
LaDarious.
To me:
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In fact, I almost ALWAYS agree with YourDad.

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One of the best replies ever.

In the same thread

Do you love Arsis?
#28
I used to work at a bowling alley. This couple had a kid and named her "Mercedes" because they knew they'd never be able to afford a Mercedes, so they named her that so they could say they had one.

True story
#29
Ive heard of this one faggot who roams around UG aimlessly like some kind of zombie. I think his name was Tig Bitties
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#30
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Angus Young F**k AC/DC they suck


Oh, because you have a much more successful band?



*reported*.

Anyways, I know a guy named Zebulon. It was weird at first, but now it's no biggy.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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#31
one of the AP's at my high school is named Mike Roche
he trys to pronounce it "rosh", but the entire student body addresses him as mike rotch
#34
blackest guy name: Jamal

blackest girl name: Chavaunne

Funniest name of someone i know: chlamydia. i **** you not. she is russian hahaha

Didnt JD name his kid Pirate?
Dear diary.

Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender.

I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.
#35
Oh eah, sorry for the double post, but there was this hippie chick i knew called:
and get ready, its a big one...

moonlight howling tree of the forest nightowl

I heard she smoked pott.
Dear diary.

Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender.

I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.
#36
Quote by orion284
Dweezil Zappa.

What about Moon Unit?

My friend's sister named her son "Jaxxon." Its a normal name, but the spelling is ridiculous. As soon as he told me how it was spelled, I said, "That kid is gonna do porn when he's older."
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#37
Quatangela

Jermaine Jackson named his son Jermajesty

This woman in Georgia was pregnant with twins in the hospital and the only food she could keep down was orange jello and lemon jello. She ended up naming her kids Orangello and Lemonjello I kid you not
#38
This one time, I met a guy named

Barry McKockenya. I swear to god no bull****.
Bands I've seen live:

Def Leppard
Journey
Tool
Testament
Megadeth
Slayer
Mastodon
Deftones
Alice in Chains
Foo Fighters
Rodrigo y Gabriela
#39
Quote by aznmetalhead93
Didn't Zakk Wylde name his son Hendrix Halen Michael Rhoads?

Yeah, it's great to make a tribute to your favorite guitarists, but does it have to be through your son?
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Only in a vodka ad could Mexico win a war.
#40
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Anyways, I know a guy named Zebulon. It was weird at first, but now it's no biggy.


I know a Zebulon (not alot, he's a customer at the office I work in)
They just call him Zeb. I thought It was cool
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