#1
At first I thought I must be seeing things, that there was no way it could be true. I laughed it off and lived a normal life, but then I noticed people staring,quickly looking away, and talking. After months of people talking behind my back, I got the courage to go up to one woman and ask her what they were saying. What she told me validated what I had earlier feared, and made me realize I cant escape it, that I must accept this reality. I am so incredibly good looking that it hurts people to look at me. What should I do?
#4
Quote by dubstar92
kill yourself

^^^this
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#5
heres your thread *thread*

heres your thread with poop on it *poop thread*
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#9
Take a knife to your face to make you uglier.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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Ok, that made me laugh a lot. Even if you do sound like you're up yourself.

Were you really bored and decided to write this?
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#12
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
Take a knife to your face to make you uglier.

Its a good idea, but Im told that even I had a horrific accident and sustained massive injury, that I would still be better looking than most people. What should I do?
#14
bang a cactus, they will all no your taken, and since nobody can compete with a thorny plant, they will give up and stop starring
#15
Quote by JeDiXxX
Its a good idea, but Im told that even I had a horrific accident and sustained massive injury, that I would still be better looking than most people. What should I do?

Hmm... then you really have a problem... plus scars on your face would just make you more attractive if you think about it.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#18
Man, just looking at your online post makes my eyes bleed!

Maybe hot-gluing corn flakes to your face will help.
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