I'm looking for the best writers on UG for this contest. Show an example of one of your pieces reflecting the poetic feel of an elegy. Can be sincere or humorous as long as it's written well and creatively. Looking for something with about 35-40 lines. Judges won't be necessary, we have them already. The top 3 will be put into a bigger contest with prizes, first place being the cash prize of 1000 dollars.

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We have a red alert! This is not a drill!!!!

But yeah, scam people in the songwriting forum, not here. People in the Pit can barely write sentences, let alone write a poem.

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway