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#1
alright hopefully getting laid tomorrow question is one condom enough for a virgin? the reason i ask is because sometimes when i come i still have a hardon and i continue on for another 5-6 minutes before cumming again, and i dont want to be doin it bust a load in the condom and fill it up still have a boner and then be like damn i cant go anymore because i dont have a condom

i apologize for the straightforwardness of this post
#2
just buy more...
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#3


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Being a virgin, I wouldn't know.

But good luck with the inserting of the penis into the vagina.
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How hard is it screw a chick? really? Come on man.

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#6
Buy a three pack dude. Maybe she'll want seconds.
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#8
i know it was a stupid question just asking..cause i only have one that ive had for ages just incase and now im thinkin i may need more
#9
Buy a pack, how hard is it man?

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#11
Im thinking you should use expiration dates. AKA, buy new ones, or except a BIG gift 8 months later.
Why are we so wicked indecisive
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#12
Answer: one is probably not enough. The first time you do it it takes literally a minute (maybe even less) before you skeet. You'll probably want to do it again afterwards if you can get the girl to go along with it (and you probably will be able to get her to go along with it because she isn't going to get much of any pleasure out of less than a minute of sex). So, definitely have a couple handy. Hell, just have a whole pack ready. One of my buddies lost his virginity two years ago and they did it four times within 30 mins, hahaha. Personally, when I lost mine I was so ecstatic (and drunk) that I just passed out afterwards.
#13
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absolutely it is.
#14
just buy a box of 4 or so. that way if you dont use them all you'll have extras to play with.
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OMG, I can't believe this is a question....

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#16
TS, I do expect a full debriefing on how things go.
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TS, I do expect a full debriefing on how things go.

Complete with video.
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absolutely it is.


Yeah just buy a pack.

I'm a little creeped as to why you stored away a condom for so long.....
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
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Complete with video.


Dont forget audio..........

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#20
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Dont forget audio..........


Subtitles........
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#21
look...lol.
condoms suck...her being a virgin u need to put it in without it at first then put it on after she is used to it in her...
then make sure u hav a few just in case and YES condoms go bad... but dont b like some dumb ass guys that put two on at once lol.....

she will never wanna hav sex again if u do.

good luck with that, man haha
im a girl so take it from me
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Dont forget audio..........

And director's commentary:

"Uh, so at this point I, uh, yeah, I was feeling her boob, then, uh, yeah, that's when I came. Yep, there it is."
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#23
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look...lol.
condoms suck...her being a virgin u need to put it in without it at first then put it on after she is used to it in her...
then make sure u hav a few just in case and YES condoms go bad... but dont b like some dumb ass guys that put two on at once lol.....

she will never wanna hav sex again if u do.

good luck with that, man haha
im a girl so take it from me


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And director's commentary:

"Uh, so at this point I, uh, yeah, I was feeling her boob, then, uh, yeah, that's when I came. Yep, there it is."


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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#24
Take a few.
They have expiry dates, so be careful. Just buy a new pack, take some with you and enjoy yourself. Don't expect to be a marathon man for your first time. You might be able to go a few times in the hour, and you'll probably want a new rubber each time.
DO NOT WEAR TWO AT ONCE.
It is NOT double the safety.
Rubber on rubber = rip.
Rip = Might as well be unprotected.
Unprotected = DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! I MADE YOU A PASTA NECKLACE!

Not good.

But have fun, don't freak out. You can usually feel it break. If you do, pull out straight away.

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#25
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look...lol.
condoms suck...her being a virgin u need to put it in without it at first then put it on after she is used to it in her...
then make sure u hav a few just in case and YES condoms go bad... but dont b like some dumb ass guys that put two on at once lol.....

she will never wanna hav sex again if u do.

good luck with that, man haha
im a girl so take it from me
Yeah, the bolded part, never do that ever unless you want to be teaching a small human how to say "daddy" in 9-18 months.
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alright hopefully getting laid tomorrow question is one condom enough for a virgin? the reason i ask is because sometimes when i come i still have a hardon and i continue on for another 5-6 minutes before cumming again, and i dont want to be doin it bust a load in the condom and fill it up still have a boner and then be like damn i cant go anymore because i dont have a condom

i apologize for the straightforwardness of this post


1. Insert a condom into the girl's vagina so it won't come out.
2. Instert your penis into the vagina, but inside the condom.
3. ... You know what to do here
4. When you burst let sperm fall into the girl's vagina, into the condom.
5. Have the girl bend over, releasing all sperm.
6. Repeat process from step 2.

Problem solved.
#28
TS i'm cunfuzzled... r u the virgin or is the alleged "She"?
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TS i'm cunfuzzled... r u the virgin or is the alleged "She"?

tis i
#30
lol
sorry dood but that was hilarious
but then again me being a virgin i dont have any room to talk
so i have no advice or help but good luck dood

make ur freinds smell ur fingers afterwards.........................
#31
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tis i


you buy, one pack of condoms (plural not singular), and use ONLY one at a time, IF she is on the pill, condom+pill=ok
dont use two at a time, it'll rip, so instead use only ONE at a time check the experiation date on the pack of condoms, to make sure, then, ur first time most likely, is going to be nervous for you, dunno,

honestly best of luck.. and dont get her preggy..or your screwed.. majorly..
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#33
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Im thinking you should use expiration dates. AKA, buy new ones, or except a BIG gift 8 months later.


8months? Oh, over here in England our women have to wait 9 months to have a baby :roll eyes
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#35
i didn't use a condom. i pulled out, very risky but i was able to go twice.


enjoy your glove love TS
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sex related question
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... unless you're related by marriage, not by blood. then you can hit it.


seriously, use this thread: Ultimate Sex Thread (4th Edition) 5,700 people can't be wrong.
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#39
1) This should be in the sex thread cuz it's been answered about 20000 times already.
2) No. every time you cum, take the condom off and replace it. Never double wrap (put one condom on, then another one on the top) this will break the condom, as it creates friction between them and wears the latex down.

Buy a 3 pack
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