#1
OK pit i realise it is unlikely i will get a straight answer or an answer that doesnt involve masturbating but i need something to do. I am on study which means i don't go to school and am supposed to be revising for my exams. The thing is my exams are a joke this week and i am comfortable that i can do well in them. I need something to pass the time. I also live in the middle of nowhere so i dont have access, even to a shop to go and rob. Help me!
#3
guitar?
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#4
If you eat your own face and post it on youtube, I will give you an internet.
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#7
Yeah im learning classico by Tenacious D but im nearly done im on the twiddly end bit. Theres not much time left!
#11
I kinda over the phase when you learn something new. I'm at the point where it takes 5 seconds to learn most songs.
#14
Quote by dio_dude
play guitar whilst eating your own face and fapping


do this
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#16
Quote by mon_the_fraser
Also im really fat and my tits will knock me out if i walk on my hands



Film THAT and put it on youtube.
#17
Quote by mon_the_fraser
Also im really fat and my tits will knock me out if i walk on my hands

At least you're honest, fat tits.
#19
Quote by mon_the_fraser
Also im really fat and my tits will knock me out if i walk on my hands


play with your tits?
Quotes from other UGers in your signatures that talk about how good you are suck donkey schlong.
#23
Quote by mon_the_fraser
Also im really fat and my tits will knock me out if i walk on my hands


, WIN....but with extremely bad imagery
#25
get healthy start exercising, play guitar under a tree, climb that tree, hang out by the railroad tracks, don't get hit, **** with animals, enjoy animals, bicycle, go on road trips.