#1
Friendship between Women:

A woman didn’t come home one night The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship between Men:

A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept over, and two said that he was still there.


NOT my original joke, by the way.
#5
I can vouch for this one, as well. Probably makes it funnier, in a sense.
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#7
haha.
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#8
So true
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#9
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hate to say it, but not really. I have tons of friends who are girls, and they'd do that for me. even though I wouldn't cheat. Wow I sound like an asshole now.


Good observation.
#10
I like that, very true too
doesnt say much for men though :/
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#13
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I like that, very true too
doesnt say much for men though :/


It says we have better friends

Women cheat too you know..
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#17
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I don't get it.


dont get what, the joke or the opportunity to be in the said situation
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#19
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Yeah but the wife would still know he's a lying bastard because he can't sleep at 8 places at once.


*facepalm*
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#21
So the woman phones his friend and he said that he stayed there last night. So what does she do? Phones 9 of his other friends, silly bitch.
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#23
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So the woman phones his friend and he said that he stayed there last night. So what does she do? Phones 9 of his other friends, silly bitch.

She just wanted to make sure, 9 more times.
#24
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She just wanted to make sure, 9 more times.



Maybe she was sleeping with all of them. Slag that she is.
#25
This is why I never make good friends with women. :p
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#27
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So the woman phones his friend and he said that he stayed there last night. So what does she do? Phones 9 of his other friends, silly bitch.


Win.
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#28
Yes, of course that makes a man's friends better
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#31
Also, men have penises.
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