#1
hey Ive heard so much about ug and so i joined today. im 16 year old girl and i was wondering if you guys coulod help me out.... me and my boyfriend have been trying alot of new things out in our sex life but it kinda stopped and we ran out of ideias
what kind of things are guys into ect ect...

if you could help that would be awesome

xoxo
missnyc
#2
I call shinanigins.
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#7
i call bull**** on this one
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#11
hey, hows it goin, in the pit theres a relationship thread, giv it a go
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#13
Obvious troll is obvious
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#15
You're 16 and need to spice up your sexlife...?

Bah, kids these days!
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#16
oh cmon guys, this might actually be a girl, and if it, use the search bar at the top and search for the sex thread, and if not, well then your an idiot
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#17
Use the search bar
SEX THREAD now.
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The cradle. lol. unless you're fat.
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#21
No, it must be a girl, only a woman could be this stupid...

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#24
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Holy crap...
A GIRL!
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#25
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Holy crap...
A GIRL!
This is quite clearly the closest I've ever gotten to getting laid in my entire life.


You are one sad kid. Seriously.
#26
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Holy crap...
A GIRL!
This is quite clearly the closest I've ever gotten to getting laid in my entire life.

+1 i'm fapping as we speak
#27
if you need advice theres only one person that can give you the answer....the old zapper!
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