#5
Wow
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Better than hooked on crack, I suppose. I'd rather know my kids are safe at home beating their meat than out in the world robbing old women for their crack fix.

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What a huge coincidence. I have a butthole also.
#6
Well I'm surprised he didn't think of a comb right off the bat. I mean seriously, it's not that difficult, dude.
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#7
old women giving sex advice? who would actually call that in seriousness?
#9
And that's why moustaches are flavour savers! *ba-dum tish*
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