Poll: Which fruit takes yor fancy?
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View poll results: Which fruit takes yor fancy?
Cooking Coconut
1 5%
Apple eyeing up Mr. Butterfly
1 5%
Contemplating Red Apple
1 5%
Jovial Hawaiian Pineapple
7 33%
Pervy Pears
4 19%
Blackcurrents who have shat themselves
0 0%
Banana with unique centre of gravity
0 0%
I have no idea what that it (bottom left)
2 10%
Domesticated Pears
0 0%
One Strawberry bumming another (bottom right)
5 24%
Voters: 21.
#1
Night shifts are normally a time where I get to use my mind creatively and really have some deep emotional and life-altering thoughts. Most world-aware people are up to speed with current Burma situation and the struggle of the citizens that live there. Several selfless and pioneering individuals are stil trying to get aid to those affected by the cyclone, and the Burmese governments refusal to allow this to happen. So then, picture yourself as a missionary in Burma trying to get help to the thousands that need it when you are ambushed, kidnapped and imprisoned by Burmese soldiers. You are dragged into a cold damp cellar and shown the following picture. You are then forced to strip naked and masturbate over one of the funky fruits shown below.

Which one do you choose? (POLL NOW UP)

Last edited by AuroraBorealis at Jun 9, 2008,
#4
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you know, those two Pears holding hands look rather familiar.



they look like my balls
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#6
Currently tyed between Jovial Hawaiian Pineapple & One Strawberry bumming another.
This is nail-biting stuff.
#7
That's one hot jovial pineapple.......

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#8
u didnt put the cherries in the poll, and i do believe that the thing in the bottom left corner is a radish.
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#9
The strawberry on the right is even winking at me.
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#11
Quote by permanentmarker
u didnt put the cherries in the poll, and i do believe that the thing in the bottom left corner is a radish.


I know couldn't fit them all in.

Jovial pineapple is starting to get ahead of the pack, it's so tense i'm smashing my keyboard into the desk as I type.