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#1
I really want to makeout with my girl at the movies. Me, my friend, twwo girls, and my girlfriend are going to see a movie. Im going to make an exscuse to leave with her, and kiss her. She's comfortable witm me kissing her, and i am really scared to. I think i suck hard at kissing. How can i make it easier to makeout with her? any pre tips, and in the moment tips? how can i make it see like i want her for me only me?
#2
dude, you're gonna get screwed by the pit...

so i'll start it off.


RAPE HER.
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Quote by WyvernOmega

TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

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#8
Quote by Half_Full
...Your profile says your only 9 years old.

you beat me to it.
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Quote by WyvernOmega

TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#9
Quote by P-Bass Pirate
dude, you're gonna get screwed by the pit...

so i'll start it off.


RAPE HER.


Pics as well please.
#13
Quote by AuroraBorealis
Pics as well please.

thanks, I almost forgot.

but seriously dude... you will get no help here. you may not even get help in the relationship thread. just do it.

and, as AuroraBorialis said, pics. please.

EDIT:
Quote by guitarheroII
DUDE! No way i dont rape.

in the pit, there is nothing but rape. you do it or you GTFO
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Quote by WyvernOmega

TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#15
vodka + red bull


EDIT: guy above?
reallllly.....
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#20
why oh why did you have to ask the pit?
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#21
Your profile: "About guitarheroII: I love playing my guitar, Skateboarding, and making out with my girl."

You confuse me.
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i was hoping for child porn.
#23
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#26
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WTF are those little ball things?

And I remember doing this scenario in like 7th grade .
#30
B.O?
I don't have it.

I'm just timid, I guess. I'm not a virgin, though, which is pretty impressive, for a 15 year old.
#31
Quote by FOCOrock
B.O?
I don't have it.

I'm just timid, I guess. I'm not a virgin, though, which is pretty impressive, for a 15 year old.

never kissed, but not a virgin?

B.S.
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Quote by WyvernOmega

TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#32
I forgot to write I'm just kidding about my virginity.
I'm gonna be a priest at this rate!
#33
Quote by FOCOrock
B.O?
I don't have it.

I'm just timid, I guess. I'm not a virgin, though, which is pretty impressive, for a 15 year old.


Umm, you are 9 years old
#34
omg you were born the same year as my sister....my sister shouldnt be old enough to do that....
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#35
Quote by NoobMuncher3000
It scares me that you looked at it for that long.


Yeah I looked over it and read that post and was like " How did he notice! "

But making out is weird if your really stop and think about it... like just how make out sounds. Like " Yo! Lets go make out! " I think it's weird...
#36
Quote by FOCOrock
I forgot to write I'm just kidding about my virginity.
I'm gonna be a priest at this rate!


Thought you said you weren't into rape?
#38
Quote by P-Bass Pirate
never kissed, but not a virgin?

B.S.


Maybe it's not BS...


Maybe he's into rape... how often do you kiss a girl during rape?
#40
That doesn't start until I'm older than the boys I'll be raping.
Patience.
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