#1
My stepmom has started cooking this absolute ass scented food because it has just about no calories and it pisses me the **** off. The smell lingers in the house for HOURS! I can only describe it as a fish's gray asshole being boiled and then grilling the steam. GOD DAMMIT I can smell it almost all day. She cooks it in the morning for work and at night for her dinner. What smells can you guys not stand.
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i know an old lady who supports abortion because it's generally low-class black women getting it performed and for her the less inner-city black kids (or blacks in general) there are, the better.

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#4
oooh oooh that smell, can't you smell that smell?!
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#6
Tofu?
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#9
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#10
Can you have more recognition for your parents? You don't even pay for the food, the roof ... Be grateful, stop whining.
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#11
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oooh oooh that smell, can't you smell that smell?!



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i dont like the smell of diarrhea
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oooh oooh that smell, can't you smell that smell?!

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#14
The smell of paint thinner........

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#15
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Can you have more recognition for your parents? You don't even pay for the food, the roof ... Be grateful, stop whining.

She is my stepmom and doesn't do ****.
Death Cube K

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i know an old lady who supports abortion because it's generally low-class black women getting it performed and for her the less inner-city black kids (or blacks in general) there are, the better.

Oh Damn
#17
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Fuck her brains out.

doesnt apply everywhere, as much as we want it to...
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#18
i hate my mom or sister put on nailpolish and it lingers around. Makes my brain actually hurt, i have no clue how they stand it
#19
Cat poop.
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#20
maybe she farted... you should plug her ass with your dick
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#22
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Cat poop.


You don't like cat poop? Thats my fave.
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#23
i hate the smell of your fingers when the strings have just been lubed
#24
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i dont like the smell of diarrhea



word, i mean, **** smells pretty bad but u get used to it, but diarrhea **** is just toxic. wats worse is diarrhea farts, when u feel like u gotta take a ****, and u fart, especially if ur in the can, cuz when ur legs are spread, the gas just goes down, bounces back up, and goes through the opening directly into your nasal cavity.
#25
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maybe she farted... you should plug her ass with your dick

I will never stick my dick in anything as horrible smelling as that. But thanks for the thought.
Death Cube K

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i know an old lady who supports abortion because it's generally low-class black women getting it performed and for her the less inner-city black kids (or blacks in general) there are, the better.

Oh Damn
#27
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word, i mean, **** smells pretty bad but u get used to it, but diarrhea **** is just toxic. wats worse is diarrhea farts, when u feel like u gotta take a ****, and u fart, especially if ur in the can, cuz when ur legs are spread, the gas just goes down, bounces back up, and goes through the opening directly into your nasal cavity.

Ever take a dump in the woods? It is about 20 times worse smelling.
Death Cube K

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i know an old lady who supports abortion because it's generally low-class black women getting it performed and for her the less inner-city black kids (or blacks in general) there are, the better.

Oh Damn
#28
Quote by ihatefender
She is my stepmom and doesn't do ****.


Do I detect some stored feelings in there?.... Be a good honest boy and tell her what you think of her and her food. and if you can't stand the smell, you should try going to the Kophinou abattoir in Cyprus. The putrid smell of rotting entrails, heads and blood in three giant containers, left to decompose at a natural rate in the clean morning mountain air. That is a nice smell.
#29
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Ever take a dump in the woods? It is about 20 times worse smelling.



couldnt tell you the last time i sparked a conversation about taking a dump...
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heck yeah its gonna be heavy its gonna be in Drop A tuning and the opening line of the CD will be like Worship god

and then the pope just does a freakin brutal breakdown
#30
Ugh. A couple days ago our biology teacher unpacked a dead lamprey for observation, but the preservation liquid didn't seem to work so it was decomposing. Fortunately, he let us out of class for a half hour while he tried to get the smell out.
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#31
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Do I detect some stored feelings in there?.... Be a good honest boy and tell her what you think of her and her food. and if you can't stand the smell, you should try going to the Kophinou abattoir in Cyprus. The putrid smell of rotting entrails, heads and blood in three giant containers, left to decompose at a natural rate in the clean morning mountain air. That is a nice smell.

Okay you win . Me thinking that a smell is horrible and posting it on an internet forum because I'm bored makes me ungrateful for everything I have. I should go to another country and smell all it has to offer. You inspired me and I have just bought my ticket online and have started packing.
Death Cube K

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i know an old lady who supports abortion because it's generally low-class black women getting it performed and for her the less inner-city black kids (or blacks in general) there are, the better.

Oh Damn
#32
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Parmajean cheese (sp)? The crap you put on spaghetti.

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I can't stand the smell of tobacco smoke. Flavored/scented cigars are okay... But when I'm around people who smoke cigarettes... Blech.

Also, dirty poon. Ew.
#33
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Okay you win . Me thinking that a smell is horrible and posting it on an internet forum because I'm bored makes me ungrateful for everything I have. I should go to another country and smell all it has to offer. You inspired me and I have just bought my ticket online and have started packing.



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#34
I remember my dad cooked/fried up some cod tongues and they smelled like crap. He brought them into my room, waved them around and left. I wanted to kill him for it. I threw up twice because of it.
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#35
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oooh oooh that smell, can't you smell that smell?!

Damn you! That's what I came to this thread for.

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