#1
ok about a couple weeks ago me and my two friends were walking back from hanging out at a park with a good friend of ours, it was about 2:00 am and we were walking to 7-11.

i just got done smoking a cigarette and a unholy force penatrated my stomach and i groaned in pain, my friends were like "whats wrong with you?" and i said i have to ****. before i know it i yelled "ITS COMMING" and i didnt know what to do so i ran behind a green electric box and i pulled down my pants and i exploded diareha everywhere.

i was like saying to myself "oh **** this hurts" and i hear the gargling asshole of mine spewing out acid like **** everywhere. after i was done it was such a relief but it came to my attention that i had no toilet paper. my instinct said leaves but i remebered my friends saying that using my socks would be way better.

so its 2:00 in the morning theres **** all over this green box and flower bed and i have to use socks as toilet paper. after i used the sock i threw them in my puddle of **** and walked away with a burning asshole. and i wonder what the hell did those people think when they found **** all over there flowers and green box and right in the middle ****ty socks
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#11
Well, what did we learn?
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#12
i think you should quit smoking... lol
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threads about poo are funny
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#17
and they say smoking doesnt cause health problems.....
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There's already a thread about diharrea stories.
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#23
That was you, you m***er f***er b****!! I walked to that park, and my dog bathed in ur s***.

JUst kidding. That was cool though.