#1
So,

i have to visit mah doctor later today - im not ill i just go for regular checkups on my chest as im asthmatic - anyway it means removing my bra so the doctor can examine my chest. the thing is my doctor is realy hot and my doctor is a she. how can i compose myself so as not to come accross a a moron?

Kelly
XxX
#2
By filming it.
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#3


Everything, and I mean everything about you just screams troll.
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#4
be all over her

...and film it
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#5
are you saying you're a lesbian and are worried about getting "excited"?


stop worrying. nothing will happen.
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#6
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Everything, and I mean everything about you just screams troll.


you mean ugly?

i'm not that bad i dont think

Kelly
XxX
#7
I'll come with you and tap you on the shoulder when you do something dumb.


and I'll film it
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#9
just throwin this out there, but if you flick someones nipple it gets hard haha


we need pica to say hot/not
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my dick is generally better than yours, and is more pleasing to look at and hold.
your dick understands and accepts this, and is willing to just move on.
#10
haha, htis has to be one of the funniest trollings ever, tbh i look at the profile after i read the story...

pretty funny though. not that i support that kind of thing.


EDIT: to stay on topic, it can be really awkward for guys with a hot doctor, like if shes doing the "cough cough" thing, but im sure that a doctor would understand its not something you can really control.
#11
Are you are lesbian?


or are you super super super super fat and you need a bra and you don't wanna look silly with it on being a boy and all..
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#12
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you mean ugly?

i'm not that bad i dont think

Kelly
XxX



no as in your account seems so fake that this just can't be real
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#14
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you mean ugly?

i'm not that bad i dont think

Kelly
XxX


Eh, 08'ers are just epic phail. Especially if they're a pear.
#15
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I'll come with you and tap you on the shoulder when you do something dumb.


and I'll film it


haha youre gunna come with her and TAP her shoulder?
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my dick is generally better than yours, and is more pleasing to look at and hold.
your dick understands and accepts this, and is willing to just move on.
#16
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no as in your account seems so fake that this just can't be real


She can't be banned because she isn't posting it.
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#18
I would like to take this opportunity to mention that my dentist is hot.
That is all.
#19
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Eh, 08'ers are just epic phail. Especially if they're a pear.


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#20
Quote by Its_Rock77
are you saying you're a lesbian and are worried about getting "excited"?


stop worrying. nothing will happen.

You mean like a girl with a boner?


#21
Reported, for being a damn troll.
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#25
Yeah, guys have it much worse. I'd be in Boner City if I had a hot doc.
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#26
im so glad my doctors a dude and a family friend. if it was a hot nurse/doctor like from a porno id be in bonerville the second i walked into the room
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my dick is generally better than yours, and is more pleasing to look at and hold.
your dick understands and accepts this, and is willing to just move on.
#27
Yeah definitely a Troll. No one who just joined today would know about the LOL WUT pear let alone know how to make a sig. My guess is it's a guy who hangs out in the pit on another account and did this for the lulz.
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#28
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What is this Troll?


Kelly
XxX

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Yep
#29
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Yeah definitely a Troll. No one who just joined today would know about the LOL WUT pear let alone know how to make a sig. My guess is it's a guy who hangs out in the pit on another account and did this for the lulz.


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#30
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Eh, 08'ers are just epic phail. Especially if they're a pear.



i resent that...
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#31
Banninated
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#32
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You Sire are a smart man


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#35
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You guys are so silly. Teehee.

Kelly XxX


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#37
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why would a dude wear a bra?


when you get too fat it just looks gross if you dont...

and this leads to another question: why do flat chicks wear bras?
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my dick is generally better than yours, and is more pleasing to look at and hold.
your dick understands and accepts this, and is willing to just move on.
#39
I've had a problem with a hot doctor. When I was 18 I was convinced I had testicular cancer. I had a lump at the back of my left testicle and lower abdominal pains.
Turns out I didn't have cancer. (The lump was a fluid build-up or something and the pains were from eating fast food 4-6 days a week).
So I got an appointment to get my balls checked out with the doctor. Me being a sexist idiot, I just assumed the doctor would be a male. Anyway I walk into the room to find out my doctor is a totally hot, smart, well dressed woman in her mid 30's.
Now put yourself in my shoes. Imagine you’re an 18 year old with an attractive woman rubbing your nuts. And try not getting an erection.
It was one of the best and worst days of my life.
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