#6
I love getting people to think they're better than me, and in the end, destroying them. I do it all the time in all kinds of situation, competitive or otherwise. I'm a very modest and generally shy person (About everything except for my guitar skills, actually), so I don't let on how smart or strong I am until I need to.
I feel like an arrogant braggart even praising myself for that..
We've drained full confession booths, polluted drinking wells with our repentances, and then stood grinning with our arms around the shoulder of a rotting child.



If you resist change, you will be here forever.
#7
Taunting their efforts against you while slowly punishing them in a brootal matter till they quit. Or they keep coming back and then you smash them again.
Gear:
Epiphone SG
H&K 100watt Stack
Ibanez Practice Amp
Takamine Acoustic.


TOOL
#10
quickly so i dont screw up and have them accidentally win
Originally posted by primusfan
When you crank up the gain to 10 and switch to the lead channel, it actually sounds like you are unjustifiably bombing an innocent foreign land.


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#11
Chess is the hardest game to play against noobs, because they just make the most ridiculously stupid moves and your clever tactics don't work
#12
Both.

I'll do it quickly to start off with, and then go hiding somewhere, so they think they've found an excellent spot to snipe, and then out of nowhere, BOOM HEADSHOT, and I've got another kill.
#13
Summon Blue Eyes White Dragon and attack their life points directly?

Hit them with a kamehameha blast wave?

Amoung other things.
#14
I slowly kick them in the left testicle.
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#15
I go for the kidneys.


Renal failure FTW.
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I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?


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#16
TS, not trying to be mean but is this thread to boost your ego as you were a noob and got crushed??

Lying isn't the answer.
#17
Quote by Lead guitarist
TS, not trying to be mean but is this thread to boost your ego as you were a noob and got crushed??




I think at some stage we have all been noobs and gotten crushed.
#18
Quote by TastyMooglePie
I go for the kidneys.


Renal failure FTW.

Either that or the spleen.
#19
i make a list of everyone in the world that they care about. and then i kill all of those people. take pictures of me defiling their dead bodies. and show them to the n00b. this way, he has to be all alone in the world, miserable, until he begs me to end his pathetic life.
Quote by BryanChampine
It was like a orgasm in my ear.
Chea_man is the best.
#21
Quote by imgooley
Summon Blue Eyes White Dragon and attack their life points directly?

Hit them with a kamehameha blast wave?

Amoung other things.


Yu-Gi-Oh reference FTL.
DBZ reference FTL.

That being said... Mudkipz.
#22
I set up for a kamehameha and when Im about to fire it, I'll quicky use instant transmission to teliport right in their face and blast them to kingdom come. Then I'll wait for them to regenerate and use instant transmission to teliport them into outerspace.
#23
Quote by diminishedtobme
I set up for a kamehameha and when Im about to fire it, I'll quicky use instant transmission to teliport right in their face and blast them to kingdom come. Then I'll wait for them to regenerate and use instant transmission to teliport them into outerspace.



Then they regenrate with one atom left of themself on Earth, causeing you to die along with your mentor on his home planet for nothing.
#24
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
I slowly kick them in the left testicle.


Wouldn't that just be touching their left testicle with your foot?

I pretend I don't know what I'm doing... honest
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#25
Quote by imgooley
Summon Blue Eyes White Dragon and attack their life points directly?

Hit them with a kamehameha blast wave?

Amoung other things.


oh of course!

on xbox live if someone starts mouthing off i piss em off by using childish insults. i usually turns uot that they r the crappest ones
Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up
THE WiLDHEARTS

Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#26
i like crushing my enemies slowly and painfully, steadily destroying more and more as they begin to realise there is nothing they can do to stop me. all of this after letting them think i will probably lose from the beginning.
Check out my guitar quartet composition The Lone Wolf and you will be rewarded! With a live wolf!

Are you a PROG-HEAD? I am.

Quote by Led Pepplin
I'm adding you to my list of most hated UGers.

#27
Slowly......I like to draw out any suffering or pain that I'm infliciting.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#28
When i kick someones ass at CoD4 online, i personally find their home address and send them nailbombs full of nails and salt just to rub it in that they suck and i rule.
#30
no mercy on n00bs.

especially on halo when they start talking **** in the game lobby before the game even starts, i **** their **** up all the time.
The best thing about life is knowing you put it together
#31
Quote by Moggan13
When i kick someones ass at CoD4 online, i personally find their home address and send them nailbombs full of nails and salt just to rub it in that they suck and i rule.


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The best thing about life is knowing you put it together
#32
I play like I would anyone else, but then I make comments.
Yours sincerely,

bobwentpop, UG's favourite spontaneous combustion victim.
#34
Quote by InvaderTSN
I prefer mind****ing them.

Remove the mind part and that's what I do.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#35
Quote by Pizza The Hut
I punish them by destroying all of their lands, creatures, artifacts and hand slowly, one by one.

That's a terrible card game...

And I prefer to toy with them as much as possible, whether it's prolong the amount of time we have to play in tennis, or doing as little damage as I can in games.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#36
Depends... if I need to assert authority and superiority quickly, then a swift crushing, usually involving their ankles and dreams.

If I'm bored, I'll slowly poison and corrupt the minds of those who love him and rip them apart.

Or if they really piss me off, I do other stuff... thankfully though, that's only happened twice.