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#1
What are some metal musicians that are now comedians? All I can think of are Richard Christy and Steven Hughes.
#2
Unless there is, somehow, more than 10 metal musicians who became comedians, this thread is going to fail fairly quickly.
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#3
I propose we turn this into a Bill Bailey appreciation thread.
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I propose we turn this into a Bill Bailey appreciation thread.

I am with you.

Sideways quizzling that you are.
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Metallica.


This guy obviously speaks as a mother.
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#11
Zimmer's Hole, Tenacious D, Dethklok, Cannabis Corpse, and Trogdor are all parody/comedy metal bands. If that helps in any way.

And let's not forget:

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This guy obviously speaks as a mother.

It fills up a lot of space between reasonable argument, ya know.
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#12
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Metallica.

Soar wut u did thar.

How about instead of metal people gone comedians, comedians talking about Metal.

Who remembers "Metal by numbers"

and that comedian on youtube talking about cookie metal vocals and how ridiculous they are.
#13
To be honest, Bo's band (The Purple Akis? Can't remember) were one of the few bands who genuinely made me laugh.

And I mean that as a good thing.


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To be honest, Bo's band (The Purple Akis? Can't remember) were one of the few bands who genuinely made me laugh.

And I mean that as a good thing.


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Band you?!

I posted a picture of Neuroma right there.

I was serious through, they have funny lyrics.

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#15
I know, that is why I was mentioning them...
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Tenacious D

WAIT!!? So you're saying that Tenacious D aren't serious?!
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#17
This is like, one of the most obscure topics you could make.

"Oh yes, who is your favourite metal musician who wears size 9 shoes and was formerly a member of the national dance association but then left because of the Turkish invasion of 1993 to go on to form an avant-garde symphonic grind band starting with X?"
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This is like, one of the most obscure topics you could make.

"Oh yes, who is your favourite metal musician who wears size 9 shoes and was formerly a member of the national dance association but then left because of the Turkish invasion of 1993 to go on to form an avant-garde symphonic grind band starting with X?"

May your wish be granted.
#21
Man Steve Hughes is hilarious. Richard Christy not so much.
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Speaking as a frog.


Is that a euphamism for "ribbiting out of my ass"?
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#24
Half of this forum see themselves as comedians.

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Half of this forum see themselves as comedians.


Well, that has got to count as something, right?
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#26
I'm perfectly aware of my disasterous humor.
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#27
We all are.
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#28
Rob Dukes could easily make it as a stand up, IMO. Exodus had some awesome crowd banter when I saw them.
#29
The Dev could do it, I'm sure.
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#31
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Pssh, dude, you're hilarious.


Awww you're just saying that...
Please continue.

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#33
YOU DARE QUESTION THE SKULLET????

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#36
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Shaved off, apparently


Jesus died too, but you don't see people going "Well, now that sucker is in his grave, I can do what the wank I want"!

THE SKULLET LIVES ON!
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#37
Anyone that can play drums is funny.

Who's gonna argue with you, if you can do this:

Drummer: *dead baby joke*
Guitarist: Dude... Not funny.
Drummer: Oh yeah? *Ba dum dum, TISH*
Guitarist: ...I hate you.
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#39
I'm surprised that in a community filled with Opeth fellation such as this one, there's no mention of Mikael Åkerfeldt yet

hate their music or don't, but that guy's great
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