global warming and republicans -- oil industry NOT the catalyst for GOP 'skepticism'

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the GOP is just that. the grand old party. it's comprised of old people and people that will eventually be old. we'll get back to that though.

all of us have been to a nursing home at one time or another. whether you volunteered or were there to see a great grandmother and accidentally walked in on her roommate being graphically changed. what's one of your first thoughts walking in? "man, it is hot as balls in here."


"yes ... yes these look and feel just like harold's balls before he lost them after a bad case of trenchballs in the great war."
"i wanna fist you."


why is that? well, old people are ... old. they lose a lot of elasticity in the skin. they lose lots of fat and muscle mass. they thus need a warmer environment in order to compensate for the loss of a healthy body.

so perhaps the oil industry is just an innocent patsy in this anti-global warming nonsense. perhaps it's just who the republicans are: elderly and (or) senile.
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#2
Hmm, looks like someone lost their tinfoil hat & wandered into the Elderly Ward

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Wait... So old people are responsible for global warming? Those bastards!
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Quote by Is_6_9?
Wait... So old people are responsible for global warming? Those bastards!

they're responsible for denying its existence. sorta like evolution. except the 'maverick' mccain does not believe in creationism and he put an end to the creationist nonsense because he's been alive for well over 6000 years himself.
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they're responsible for denying its existence. sorta like evolution. except the 'maverick' mccain does not believe in creationism and he put an end to the creationist nonsense because he's been alive for well over 6000 years himself.


Suuuuure. Back to your room Mr. Jenkins, back to your room.

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Quote by primusfan
they're responsible for denying its existence. sorta like evolution. except the 'maverick' mccain does not believe in creationism and he put an end to the creationist nonsense because he's been alive for well over 6000 years himself.

wow...

John McCain be like "creationism is-"
and you be like "YAAAA BITCH"