#1
During the colder months of the year when I need to drop one I usually cover the toilet seat with toilet paper. I rip off 4 strips of toilet paper, maybe 4 pieces on each and then just lay one on each side and one on the front and back. It's pretty awesome, you sit down and there's no coldness whatsoever.

Any other methods to stop you from dreading going to the toilet just coz the f'cker is freezing?
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#2
I warm up my buttcheeks with icyhot.
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#4
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Sit on it you pussy.

Hell no, I hate going to the toilet when it's cold.

Toilet paper method rocks & the toilet paper can be re-used to wipe your ass. WIN WIN.
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#5
I man up and put up with the seat being slightly below the temperature my buttocks can stand without mild discomfort.
#7
This is a problem which mankind must solve. I freakin hate cold seats, especially since everyone leaves the window open, letting the icy cold air in.
#8
yeh use your arse to warm it:p
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#9
I do a nice warm piss all over the seat.
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#10
Quote by tborsje
This is a problem which mankind must solve. I freakin hate cold seats, especially since everyone leaves the window open, letting the icy cold air in.

A fellow dream theater fan knows what he's on about :p

Use my method. DO IT. Go do a **** right now and you'll see how awesome it is.
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#11
think about it, when u sit on a toilet seat and its warm, what does that usualy mean?..... that sum1 elses ass has done the warming. personaly a cold toilet seat gives me peice of mind.
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#12
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Use my method. DO IT. Go do a **** right now and you'll see how awesome it is.


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#13
Back in the Roman days, the rich people had slaves to sit on them like 15 minutes before hand to warm the seat up xD
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#14
im with TonyS42 i feel sick if im sitting on a warm seat, would rather just sit and let me warm it up!
#15
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But I don't need to go

Learn to **** on command. Now go ****!
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#17
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Back in the Roman days, the rich people had slaves to sit on them like 15 minutes before hand to warm the seat up xD


I say we bring back slavery, for the good of every rich man's buttcheeks.
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#18
you made this thread with ur laptop on the pooper didnt u?
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#20
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you made this thread with ur laptop on the pooper didnt u?

I wish i had a laptop. That would be toilet heaven. Ug + Warm toilet seat.

Everyone's trying to call me a pussy but once you try it you'll never go back.
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#21
Go invent the toilet seat with an in-built heater. Or do they already exist? Because that'd be awesome.
#22
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Go invent the toilet seat with an in-built heater. Or do they already exist? Because that'd be awesome.

I think you can buy heated toilet seats. But they aren't needed with my flawless method.
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#23
Just do it. Maybe you can get someone to give you a hard spanking afterwards?
#25
Anyone tried licking it?
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#26
Whenever you have to go take your toilet on a trip to a hot beach then proceed to do your business.
#27
My toilet is handily located right next to the bathroom's radiator so it's always warm when it needs to be
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#28
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Harden the f*** up mate.



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#30
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I beg your pardon, but do you even have time to think if the toilet seat is cold when you're about to take a dump?

Yes, unless it's starting to come out when I take off my pants.
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#31


Obviously.

And the trick is not to have a seat that will get cold, like one made of porcelain or ceramic.