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People of UG i cry out to you all, humbled in my hour of need. I was doing some revision a few minutes ago, and found myself rather hungry, so i thought hmm i'll make myself a sandwich, ham will do methinks. I come to the fridge, and some youth has nabbed the ham, what do i do? Kind dwellers of the pit, please give me some sandwich ideas, i would be much obliged.

My fridge contains:
various salad items, bacon, philadelphia (not the state, that would be silly), jam, mayonaise, cheese, salad cream, pickle, pickled beetroot, salsa, tomato sauce and various other things.
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#2
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People of UG i cry out to you all, humbled in my hour of need. I was doing some revision a few minutes ago, and found myself rather hungry, so i thought hmm i'll make myself a sandwich, ham will do methinks. I come to the fridge, and some youth has nabbed the ham, what do i do? Kind dwellers of the pit, please give me some sandwich ideas, i would be much obliged.

My fridge contains:
various salad items, bacon, philadelphia (not the state, that would be silly), jam, mayonaise, cheese, salad cream, pickle, pickled beetroot, salsa, tomato sauce and various other things.


Bacon+cheese+salad sammich?

Makes me hungry...
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#3
Cheese sandwich with lettuce, pickles and (a little) salad cream.

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#4
bacon and philidelphia sounds good to me
but so does fried egg and fish fingers, so y'know...
#5
just buy a woman to do it for you. cheaper in the long run and less effort on your part
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#8
Grated cheese and salad with a good dollop of mayo. I'll make it for you, sir.
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#12
Mayonnaise and jam and bacon
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#15
Don't put Philadelphia in it. Tom Hanks with AIDS probably doesn't taste too good.
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Grated cheese and salad with a good dollop of mayo. I'll make it for you, sir.


i didn't even need to buy one!

and i think i'm gonna go with the philly and bacon idea, adding a bit of salsa to the mix as well, ignoring the fact the salsa has been open for a week and best before end was 2 days ago
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#17
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Eat the fridge magnets.



That's awesome XD Kudos to you.

But, anyway..just eat the bacon. DANG I want bacon now, thank you.
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#18
Make a metal sandwich, it must contain at least 10 different fillings to be considered metal enough. Mine once consisted of fried tofu, horseradish sauce, jam, philadelphia, noodles, ham, half a brick of butter, a spoon of honey, a piece of chicken and peanut butter.
Once you get past 5 ingredients it'll taste ok, the nastiness cancels itself out
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#19
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Eat the fridge magnets.




now that is a suggestion and a half, i think i'll go with the one that says 'a hug is a great gift, one size fits all' what a load of crap
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#20
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My fridge contains:
various salad items, bacon, mayonaise, cheese, salsa,


+bread = sandwich.

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#21
All my fridge contains is bagels and water. Damn you.
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#23
Proper cheese and ketchup.


Om nom nom
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#24
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All my fridge contains is bagels and water. Damn you.

What exactly is your problem here?
Bagels + water = right?
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#25
disaster averted, thankyou all for your help in the matter



it was tasty

for all those without bacon, my heart goes out to you
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#26
Go buy some ham,it's like 80p

that or jam and philadelphia...I'm curios
#27
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What exactly is your problem here?
Bagels + water = right?

That actually made me laugh out loud for some reason. Well done.
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#28
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All of it in one Mega Sammich


i second this
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#29
Have a philadelphia sandwich, I do and they're amazing, creamy and cool.
And you've got salad too, just have that, especially the lettuce if it's crunchy, NOM NOM NOM
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#30
yeah it was good but looking back i should have had a multilayered mega sammich
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#31
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Proper cheese and ketchup.


Om nom nom


Awh, you're making me hungry

*Shouts bitch to make sandwich*
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#32
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Awh, you're making me hungry

*Shouts bitch to make sandwich*


Yeah I want one now but I don't think I can be bothered....
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#33
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Yeah I want one now but I don't think I can be bothered....


*Gets up and makes awesome double cheese and tomato sandwich just to piss reva off*
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#34
As long as it's ketchup and not actual tomato. Ewww...
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#35
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As long as it's ketchup and not actual tomato. Ewww...


Of course it's not actual tomato, jesus, who do you think I am.

Ketchup FTW
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#36
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As long as it's ketchup and not actual tomato. Ewww...


eurgh, how can you like ketchup? its disgusting
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#37
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eurgh, how can you like ketchup? its disgusting


it's like 90% sugar how can you not like it?
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#39
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it's like 90% sugar how can you not like it?


i duno, the last time i had it it made me want to vomit, it was yuck
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#40
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Phillidelphia =/= a state
It's a city in pennyslyvania


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