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#1
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I always wondered what they did all winter. Gives whole new meaning to March of the Penguins.
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#4
Yeah I usually pay them a visit.

Penguins make me horny.
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#5
16,500 condoms were delivered last month and would be made available, free of charge, to staff throughout the year to avoid the potential embarrassment of having to buy them.


And embarrassment was avoided! except for the poor intern who had to phone up durex and ask for 16,500 condoms.
#6
If there's only 125 people there during the winter, that's 132 condoms per person!
That's some research lab! I wonder what the male/female ratio is.
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#8
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"to avoid the potential embarrassment of having to buy them."

Dear lord, we are talking about fully grown adults here, right?

Read the article, dude. There's a skeleton crew oerr the winter, it would end up like buying condoms off your family.
#9
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#10
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I think we just found the world's best secret party.


Lets all to go Antarctica
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#11
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And embarrassment was avoided! except for the poor intern who had to phone up durex and ask for 16,500 condoms.


That's not embarassing. If I told you I was going to have sex with 16,500 women, wouldn't you be impressed?
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#12
According to the flat-earthers, Antartica is a lie.

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Lol. Seriously. Scientists are people too.
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#13
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That's not embarassing. If I told you I was going to have sex with 16,500 women, wouldn't you be impressed?

Yes I would be. But the only way to do 16,500 females in Antarctica is to fuck every female penguin there.
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Yes I would be. But the only way to do 16,500 females in Antarctica is to fuck every female penguin there.


What if you took 5 women and had sex with each 3300 times?
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#17
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Then either way, you'd have a sore penis.


I didn't say it would be all in one night!
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#18
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I didn't say it would be all in one night!

16500 sex sessions in a 100 days?

sex 165 times a day? i feel sorry for his pen0r
#20
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That's not embarassing. If I told you I was going to have sex with 16,500 women, wouldn't you be impressed?


I would be a little startled, that's one a day for 45 years
#21
baahahah

edit: lol at the guy who said the thing about the vampires =)
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#22
Hmmm...where could they buy condoms in the first place in Antarctica?
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#24
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Hmmm...where could they buy condoms in the first place in Antarctica?



maybe the penguins make them ?
#26
I guess it sucks to be an ugly scientist in Antartica.
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#27
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I guess it sucks to be an ugly scientist in Antartica.



Less than it sucks to be an ugly scientist anywhere else in the world.
#28
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In the light of this, I think Al Gore is wrong about all this global warming malarkey... it's those damn scientists getting jiggy 16500 times a year that's melting the antarctic ice sheets.


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#29
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I guess it sucks to be an ugly scientist in Antartica.



at least there would be alot to watch...
#30
^^She could experiment on me anytime.

To make it a fair test we could repeat 5 times...
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#32
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Who says they're going to use the condoms for sex.
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Balloon animals?
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#33
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Balloon animals?



water bombs?

although....in Antartica that could probably hurt....

Maybe the reason they have so many is because elves are horny
#34
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water bombs?

although....in Antartica that could probably hurt....

Maybe the reason they have so many is because elves are horny


Santa lives at the North Pole, noob.

Plus, you don't get penguins at the north pole and elves at the south pole because the elves eat the penguins.

Or was that polar bears...
#35
haha group orgies!! or something i dunno but youthink they really use them all lol if i had that many id try my damn best to use them all
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#37
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Santa lives at the North Pole, noob.

Plus, you don't get penguins at the north pole and elves at the south pole because the elves eat the penguins.

Or was that polar bears...



yeah....i don't have geography at my school

no wonder no one can find santa! we've been looking in the wrong place!!

yeah......anywhooooo
#40
i dont know if anyone has already questioned this but,

""Since everybody knows everyone, it becomes a little bit uncomfortable," Henriksen told the Southland Times newspaper."

if there are only 125 scientists there who the hell do they go around rooting?
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