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#1
OK tell us something that NOBODY who knows you would suspect. Something that is totally out of character for you!

Tell us something about yourself that WILL SHOCK US!!! (or people you know)
It has to be something factual ...

Well for me: people find it shocking that I have a band and I like rock/metal as i dont look like the type...

some people find my teeth shocking,as i look like i have fangs (its natural i didnt do anything to my teeth)
#6
I'm a 14yo female.
Does it have to be true? Cause I know Quailman isn't wearing any underwear.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#8
I'm not bi....the world just needs to know.....

E-married to no one
My Name is MaryJane
Pokemon Black FC: 3310-5005-8816

Quote by Kumanji
Honestly, I know where Alabama is and I suppose that explains your deeply striking looks...
#9
I like to be bitten and scratched severly by a girl.
Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#13
Quote by Grundy0
I'm sane.

Now I know this thread is full of bull.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#16
I feel weird if I'm walking outside with jeans without anything in my right pocket - I feel so naked.
Quote by A Certain Death
my mum is a retard
#18
Quote by Ziggums
I'm not gay... not surprising but it needs to be known..


+1, a lot of people i know will disagree, but i am
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

Quote by Cobain_Is_King
I got a packet of Love Hearts when I was six and every one said 'You Have a Tiny Penis'




Hate humans? Click here
#20
Quote by Ziggums
I'm not gay... not surprising but it needs to be known..

ditto, ditto


Quote by Spoonman69
Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#23
i don't actually know what a guitar is, i just use these forums to pick up hairy 14 year old boys.
#24
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I am not actually Jesus.


And I get very emotional at films, but I look so hairy and gruff

Same with my girlfriend.

What?!
#25
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I am not actually Jesus.


And I get very emotional at films, but I look so hairy and gruff

What am I gonna do with this cross I built for you?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#27
My name is not Shabalababababababalalalalalalalala as some people seem to think
Manchester United
#29
I am the tallest person in my school.
Gear:
Epiphone G-400 Ebony
Line-6 UberMetal, EchoPark
Boss RC-2 Loop Station
Traynor YCV50Blue, Bass Mate 25, Guitar Mate 15
#30
I´m Jesus, actually. Not deliriumbassist
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

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Banned for being the coolest April 08'er on UG.


please check out my own album:
almilano.bandcamp.com
#32
I have actually had sex.




[quote=""[It's Alex"]"]I like Justin Timberlake, hehe.

I am posting that all over the metal forum
#36
Quote by kaptink
One day a week I try and use my left hand for every task. Every one.


giggety

my eyes turn blood red when i brush my teeth and i like long walks on the beach
#37
Quote by Deliriumbassist
We'll make a giant tebuchet.

Cool. We can shoot pumpkins at people.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#38
i think i have slight ocd because i can't stand it when things aren't even or symmetrical
Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up
THE WiLDHEARTS

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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#39
I have 3 turtles.
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... Why are you preaching in the pit? The pit is for satanic people looking to fap.


Dost thou feelst lucky, punk?
#40
Quote by thebeast666
I have 3 turtles.


yay!
Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up
THE WiLDHEARTS

Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."