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Ive never been addicted to anything before. Ive never known what it was like to want need something so badly that your heart and mind give in to its power. I have recently started to realize my addiction. Its not completely out of hand yet, but I fear that within a few months I could be on the verge of needing an intervention. I thought I had a strong will, turns out I do not. My addiction is so acute that I can tell the slightest differences between one brand and another, Ive eaten two bags of bagels already today. I have eaten nearly 20 bags of bagels in 4 days. Im starting to get scared. Ive actually screamed, and cursed at my own mother for not buying Thomas Brand. Instead she bought Schwebles. I cursed at her for buying the wrong butter. I want butter than had been churned with cream, nothing salty and nasty country crock ****.

I need help.

This thread is not a joke, I am completely 100% serious.
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#4
Bagel addiction is no joke. Seek medical attention soon, or soon there will be no going back.
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Cereal?

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#11


What a crappy addiction.
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#13
Bagels are awesome. What's the problem?
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#14
Well, at least you're not heating them up and having sex with them...


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#16
I'm so sorry. I'm addicted to Coca Cola myself, I hope withdrawal isn't too bad for you.


#18
If you're serious, i do suggest getting help. Flipping out about trivial things like that can't be healthy
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#20
1) Put poop on bagel
2) Eat bagel
3) Don't like bagel
4) Repeat as needed
5) ????
6) PROFIT!!!
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#21
Same thing happened with me and oatmeal, I cursed out my mother because she bought the wrong brand
#22
i'm addicted to threads that fail epically...damn you STOP MAKING THEM!! JUST STOP!
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#23
Eat some egg bagels then you'll be addicted
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#27
hahaha, this thread is ridiculous. I was waiting for you to say you were addicted to fapping, when you said bagels i was pleasently suprised.
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#28
Oh, I was worried you were addicted to the Pit. This is much less serious. On a more serious note. . .

Do a bagel roll.
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2 weeks without a bagle...im not sure what the withdrawal is like tbh

Death.

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#32
LOL Nice.... I think you forgot to mention your addiction to wine and cheese.
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#33
watch 2 girls 1 bagel, then you wont be addicted
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#35
So you're telling me out of all the possible life-threatening addictions to choose from, you pussied out and got strung out on bagels?.......


#36
Bagels are disgusting, they're like unsweetened donuts with rigamortis.
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What a crappy addiction.


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best posts ever...

I'm going to make a bagel! Do you use cream cheese or what?
#38
get someone to kill you.. because this is something a normal human being can get over..

*sniff* poor dad...
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#39
oh ****ing ****.
dear god GET MEDICAL HELP
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#40
*gets down on one knee*

No, im not going to marry you, i dont want a begal obsessed wierdo lying in bed next to me, but i am going to say one thing!
you have the power, my son, you have the will, god gave you the will, god gave you everything, thank the lord for what you have today.

Is this making sense to you, well is it?

ask yourself one thing, can the begal compare to the lord, can it teach you how to love and ocassionaly touch you at night? well can it, i doubt it, and that is why the begal is sin, it was created by the devil... curse thy begal, you have sinned my son, you should be punished. but if you repent your sins and give up the begal, the lord will have mercy and spare you your anal virginty!

i have spoken, the lord has spoken, i think you know what you need to do!
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