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so as you kids might have seen in my recent tread, i thought that for sure i had a hernia growing in my ballsack. but i guess according to the doctor i was wrong. i will tell you the story.

So yesterday, after my job interview at anchor blue FTW, i went to the doctor to look at me. So the lady took me to my room and told me to take my pants off and only have my "skivs" on. so yeah, i was there sitting in my underwear and the doctor walks in and says "oh geez! looks like i caught you with your pants off!"

i didnt really find this funny, but i laughed anyways. he made me lay on my back, and i pulled my underwear off. i had to cough a bunch and it was really awkward, having a grown man fondle me.

he then told me that its not a hernia that i have, but its like a water vacuole that sometimes grows in your ballsack when you are growing. i am 17 and currently growing, so i guess this makes sense.

I am getting an xray thing pretty soon and will maybe have to have surgery.

i guess that 2 out of every 10 growing kids have one of these. have any of you UG'ers experienced water in your sack? thanks!

and thank god i dont have poop in my balls. except, you can still call me poop balls whenever you like.
#3
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ok poopballs
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#13
You know, I have a little book called 'Things I never wanted to know'. The opening post will be the next entry.

But hey, good luck with that surgery or whatever is coming your way. This doesn't really sound like a pleasant experience.
#15
I would have asked for a female doctor at least. What kind of society lets a straight male fondle with another straight male's testicles?
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#18
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and thank god i dont have poop in my balls. except, you can still call me poop balls whenever you like.

thats getting saved

how would you get poo in there?

and that sucks you got stuff growing in there
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#20
Couldn't you just simply 2/10 into 1/5? Mathematically, that's the correct thing to do...

I've never had water in my sack. Or poop. Or anything, besides the usual stuff.
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#21
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I would have asked for a female doctor at least. What kind of society lets a straight male fondle with another straight male's testicles?

I would actually prefer a male doctor.

Because with a female doctor, there's a chance that I get excited, and...you guys can fill in the rest.
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#22
pics or it didnt happen
well at least ur not that kid whos mom sniffed his **** to see if he'd been having sex
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#23
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I would actually prefer a male doctor.

Because with a female doctor, there's a chance that I get excited, and...you guys can fill in the rest.


True, but then if you happen to get an erection by coincedence while being examined by a male doctor... Double the embarrasment!
#24
Unfortunate dude

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#25
Well congrats on not having poop in your sack. I know you still have to have surgery though, so good luck to you!

Also, I know what it's like having a male poke around in places that are uncomfortable. I had a male doctor that kind of looked like Michael Bolton stick his hand in my ass when I had to have it checked out because of some anal complications (fissures FTL). He was a nice guy, but I felt like I was going to release the beast on his hand (and he didn't buy me dinner first).
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#26
i can't believe that you've made 2 threads about things in your testicles and something hasn't happened to you or the threads...

anyway, that sucks, but it's amusing

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do you cum water?

If the op goes wrong, maybe he'll cum blood!
#29
is it painful?
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#30
had this when i was 4 or 5 lol
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#32
Whatever you say water-nuts.

But seriously, I'm glad you don't have a turd in your ballsack.
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#33
water-nuts haha.

yeah having poop in your balls would suck.

with my luck, it would be like diahrea
#34
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with my luck, it would be like diahrea


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#36
I at least had a chick fondle my balls and stuff when I went to the doctor. but that was for what I thought was herpes was actually stress related (go figure)

she was old, but she made me stiffer than a prostetic leg
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#38
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I at least had a chick fondle my balls and stuff when I went to the doctor. but that was for what I thought was herpes was actually stress related (go figure)

she was old, but she made me stiffer than a prostetic leg



I had a herpes scare myself. It ended up being something that wasn't a big deal at all, but sitting there with the doctor while he compared me to pictures in his medical books really freaked me out.
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#39
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she was old, but she made me stiffer than a prostetic leg

Lack of romantic action as of late?

Water-nuts is actually a decently cool nick. You know. Because you have water in your ball sack.
#40
my friend did. he had to get his balls felt up by a seedy old doctor..

many lulz were had at his expense
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