#1
i have a liquor with gold shavings in it, is it all right if I drink the gold with it? or do i have to filter it out first
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Quote by CoreysMonster
i have a liquor with gold shavings in it, is it all right if I drink the gold with it? or do i have to filter it out first

Drink gold shavings and you will have the most valuable poop ever.
#6
yeah ive had that before. drink em down dude
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Quote by The Cityscape
Drink gold shavings and you will have the most valuable poop ever.



wouldn't that be urine?

EDIT: alright, thanks everyone. off to another drunken night! yoohoo!


it's GoldWasser, btw. from Danzig.
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Quote by CoreysMonster
wouldn't that be urine?

Your digestive tract has the magical ability to differentiate between liquids and solids. The gold would pass as nuggets and the liquor would pass as a golden shower.
#14
Quote by metaldud536
You'll poop out gold nuggets.




yee haa

always wondered where they came from, damn him and his gold plated moonshine
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wasn't this in McLovin'?
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Quote by The Cityscape
Your digestive tract has the magical ability to differentiate between liquids and solids. The gold would pass as nuggets and the liquor would pass as a golden shower.

No it doesn't. Your digestive tract merely attempts to put all solids into solution.
#19
Quote by freedoms_stain
Really? I thought you were meant to drink it straight.



Think out of the box, man.


Alright, moving on to rum and cola!
#21
aaaah, you know what I mean :P
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#23
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Drink it.

Then wash it with an Olde English. Rich boy.

I drink 40s too
#24
I'm not a rich boy, It was a birthday gift from a rich friend.

I usually drink cheap wodka on my tuesdays.
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really??


I read your responce and then looked at your avatar. I can picture him saying it.
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#28
drink it and you too will cum blood :P
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#30
YAY for golden kidneystones.

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#31
It's Goldschlager, you're fine to drink it with the gold in it, i've done it, i survived.
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It's Goldschlager, you're fine to drink it with the gold in it, i've done it, i survived.



and i'm starting to get pissed.

long live rich kids' liquor!!

wahooooo
#34
If you drink enough of it, it won't matter.
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#36
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It will be fine, gold is non-toxic.


Wrong. Large amounts are toxic. Gold leaf foil won't do much though
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You'll poop out gold nuggets.


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#38
i know Dane Cook made a joke about it, but thats gotta be the biggest "fvck you" to poor people.
"I can't afford to feed my kids, the government wants to take them away!"
"look at me, i'm eating fvckin gold!"
#39
Good stuff. Drink up!
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#40
send it down the hatch then worry about it.
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