#1
When I bought my book for my political science class, I got graded copies of all my teacher's tests for the year (I bought the book from a friend). I memorized the answers and banked on the luck that he wouldn't change the tests. Lady Luck pulled through, this time. It was the same test, so I just laid down every single right answer. I handed it in five minutes later, and he just gave me this smirk. Yeah, he knows what's up, but he's a college teacher; he doesn't care. I was so happy about knocking the **** out of this test that I busted outside for a cigarette and jumped immediately into the gay-ass Hare Hare Yukai dance, complete with singing (for an explanation, I dated a gorgeous and ditzy Japanese girl who was really into anime and she played this song on repeat every time we were having sex).

Who else has epic test-taking stories? This one happened today, by the way.
Sincerely, Chad.
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#2
this kid crapped himself in the middle of a Math Test... it was silent either... He stood up and it dripped down his leg.
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#4
Sat my maths final off my tits on weed. Spent half the test thinking my fractions were smiling at me and freely conversing with them, then fell asleep
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Sat my maths final off my tits on weed. Spent half the test thinking my fractions were smiling at me and freely conversing with them, then fell asleep

Reminds me of the time that someone in school scarfed an eighter of shrooms for the first time before the trig final. He walked up, took a test, sat down, and screamed "GOD DAMMIT" at the top of his lungs. He kept going up and getting test after test like this until the teacher just asked what the hell he was doing. He yelled "The letters keep falling off the page!" Needless to say, the teachers overreacted and called EMS, and we somehow didn't have to take the final that day.
Sincerely, Chad.
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#8
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I once went into a test and worked hard, it paid off and in the end I got good results. It was pretty crazy.

Enjoy your wasted time.
Sincerely, Chad.
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#9
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Reminds me of the time that someone in school scarfed an eighter of shrooms for the first time before the trig final. He walked up, took a test, sat down, and screamed "GOD DAMMIT" at the top of his lungs. He kept going up and getting test after test like this until the teacher just asked what the hell he was doing. He yelled "The letters keep falling off the page!" Needless to say, the teachers overreacted and called EMS, and we somehow didn't have to take the final that day.

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#10
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Enjoy your wasted time.

Rich talk coming from someone who sees having a cigarette and performing an entire extremely girly anime dance COMPLETE WITH VOCALS as a good use of time...


*is secretly jealous due to lack of dancing skills*
#11
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Rich talk coming from someone who sees having a cigarette and performing an entire extremely girly anime dance COMPLETE WITH VOCALS as a good use of time...


*is secretly jealous due to lack of dancing skills*

Yes, yes it is. Why? Because I'm enjoying myself rather than spending my time memorizing all sorts of information I only need to complete a required class for graduation whose focus I have no interest in.

Edit: besides, if I was in the Akihabara district, this would be everyday crap.
Sincerely, Chad.
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#12
I just did an English literature mock exam today. Pretty sure I raped it in the bum pretty hard, in a good way that is, and I was the last one to leave in my class. Woo hoo!