#1
a thread for funny jokes, i dont expect them to be clean, but no racism or anything thats seriously messed up (such as paedo jokes).

ok heres mine:

Have you seen the new car model from Renault? It's roomy, luxurious and has a boot large enough to hide a small child in.

It's called the Renault Mccann!

L O L
#4
How many of the Lost cast does it take to change a lightbulb?

1, but it will take 20 episodes.
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#6
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How many of the Lost cast does it take to change a lightbulb?

1, but it will take 20 episodes.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

1, but it will take 20 episodes.
#7
no, it's lost.
lost takes forever to do anything..
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