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#1
hey pit.. i really need your help. This is serious, and i am distressed beyond belief here. i need IMMEDIATE, SERIOUS answers.

i recognize myself as being extremely paranoid. Like, EXTREMELY paranoid.
every time i come off of the phone with my girlfriend i always have immediate thoughts that tell me that she is going to cancel on me or cheat on me without telling me.

my girlfriend is going to an all ages beach party at a nightclub with her friends next week, and i cant stop thinking about it. As soon as i found out, i immediately thought things like "That's it. its over. shes going to cheat on me there", and other things.

i am thinking of breaking it off with her, because i feel she deserves somebody normal, not a paranoid, distressed freak like me.

Am I doing the right thing? what should i do?

p.s: this should have been in the relationship thread, i know.. but i really need immediate answers because if im going to break it off, im going to do it today.
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#2
dude in all seriousness shes probbaly gonan suck off ike 12 guys, take it in the pooper and be the girl in a bukkake orgy

nothing to worry about i dont think (y)
#3
Talk to her about it. Make sure she knows how paranoid you are.

/Useless... Sorry dude all I can think of at the mo..
#4
If you're seriously gonna end it with UG's word, you're not just paranoid, you are INSANE.
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#5
don't.

wait.

then you'll have REASON to be paranoid.
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#6
Someone didn't take their meds this morning...

And don't break it off with her. You have suspicious that she's cheating on you, so keep her until you have proof. If she really likes you, she won't, but if she does, you'll be prepared.
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#8
Just wait it out and see what happens. Don't jump to to conclusions or force your move, it might cause more damage then you realize.
#9
well this is a hard situation basically im going to say right away dont break up with her, if you really love her then you are just making your life worse, maybe talk to her about it, if you already havent, or talk to someone you really truste, IE not the pit. But definately breaking up with her is the bad thing to do in this situation. thats all i have to say
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dude in all seriousness shes probbaly gonan suck off ike 12 guys, take it in the pooper and be the girl in a bukkake orgy

nothing to worry about i dont think (y)

cmon! serious answers

TS, chill and calm down. lots of guys think that their girlfriends are gonna cheat on them when they go to parties youre not at. but if you have a good relationship with her then she wont cheat on you. If she is the type of girl that would get with another guy at the party, she's probably not worth your time
#13
Learn not to be so possessive and needy you little bitch.
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#14
'alright pit. i REALLY need your help here.'
There's your first mistake

I reckon you should beat her and cut off her face to put here in her place. For security totally deform her and then rape her so she's unattractive to any other guys at the nightclub. She has to know who her boss is, you have to nip it in the bud.
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#15
you could just wait and spy on her*dont let her catch you* it will increase your confidence if you dont get cheated on

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Chastity Belt, idiot...
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Rape her and her family
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Did the voices tell you to ask UG? They're always telling me to post stuff on here but I usually try to ignore them.
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#19
or cheat on her so she wont get the chance to cheat on you first

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#20
i went throught he same thing. everytime i got off the phone with my ex i would go insane thinking about everything i said and if i sounded like a complete retard, or if i was an asshole or w.e.

1. i dont think her friends would let her cheat on you like that. unless theyre all drunk and dont know wat the **** theyre doing but still the chances of anything happening are still slim.

2. why arent you going?

3. dont call her the day after that all night thing. wait for her to call you. if she calls the next day or w.e, chances are your good. depending on if shes the guilty type.
#22
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'alright pit. i REALLY need your help here.'
There's your first mistake

I reckon you should beat her and cut off her face to put here in her place. For security totally deform her and then rape her so she's unattractive to any other guys at the nightclub. She has to know who her boss is, you have to nip it in the bud.
I'd give a helpful answer if this was in the right forum

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[serious answer] just talk to her man, if you aren't comfortable with her goin out without you, but don't put it that way cuz she'll get mad, trust me. [/serious answer]

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#23
I had a girlfriend that was very paranoid. She didn't have anything to worry about because I liked her, but she kept on insisting that I check in with her and constantly confirm how much I loved her and tell her that I wasn't seeing other people. It got really old really fast, so I dumped her.
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I had a girlfriend that was very paranoid. She didn't have anything to worry about because I liked her, but she kept on insisting that I check in with her and constantly confirm how much I loved her and tell her that I wasn't seeing other people. It got really old really fast, so I dumped her.


you dumped her because she aged quickly? You shallow bastard!!!
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you dumped her because she aged quickly? You shallow bastard!!!


The girl was a her, not an it. The way she was treating me was getting old because she never trusted me.
#26
i went throught he same thing. everytime i got off the phone with my ex i would go insane thinking about everything i said and if i sounded like a complete retard, or if i was an asshole or w.e.

technically it wasnt the same thing, cuz shes was prude as **** and was waiting till marriage. obv it was a pointless relationship, and took way too much out of me, and it was mostly my fault. i think if u let it get to u its gonna slowly get worse and then explode out of nowhere and someones gonna die. if your gonna be this paranoid with every other girl then i wouldnt even bothwer otherwise id break it off. cuz why should u let it kill u. its not worth it. especially now
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The girl was a her, not an it. The way she was treating me was getting old because she never trusted me.


Sorry should have put *JOKE/SARCASM* in big flashing letters around that post
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Yeah, I'm sorry. I did think it was funny, I just wanted to get my original point across.
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#30
screw this. im breaking it off with her. it isn't worth it. it's killing me, and i can't even take it any more.

thank you to those who were serious.
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#31
let's look at this logically for a second: you thinkyour girlfriend is gonna suck some random guy's wang. so, wouldnt thatalso mean she wants to suck your wang?

if a girl ever cheats on you, DONT break up with her. keep her for a while, its easy action. then, right before a holiday or her birthday comes up, break up with her so you dont have to spend any money

besides, your only 14. shes not your true love anyway. just stay with her for the hell of it... who cares if she cheats on you? as long as she gives it to you too, your all good

only break up with her if she has bitch problems. if shes a nice girl that lieks to mess around, dumping her is a pretty stupid decision
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#32
That guy (philipp122) is pretty much exactly right...
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#33
You obviously don't trust your girlfriend.

What's a relationship without trust?

Think about that for a second.
#34
14? wow wat is she doing at an all night all ags beach party? wtf? k i doubt anything is gonna happen. theres gonna be like bitches so much older than her and much hotter. i doubt guys there are gonna **** with that and her friends are probly beat
#35
How did you even get a girlfreind with that level of confidence?
Just remember, she needs you, not visa versa
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#38
How about you ask if you can go to the party with her?
And it's all ages,so that means there could be a bunch of little kids there. So don't worry so much dude.
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#39
talk to her about it like a mature person and tell her how u feel and ask her how she feels after telling her how u feel (this is a girl's advice)
#40
threadstarter, threadstarter, threadstarter. Soo much to learn. Dude, relationships are suppost to be fun. Remember that, FUN! If you sit at home worrying about her cheating on you or something, or saying something stupid or whatnot, then whats the point even? First of all, I know its easy for someone else to say, but man, your 14. Let me tell you, at 14 I highly doubt this is the girl for you. Let me tell you it gets that much better in university and college Anyways, thats besides the point. If you cannot trust her because she has given you reason not to trust her, then you need to get rid of her. Easy as that. If she has done nothing wrong to you, to make you believe she is not trustworthy then you need to seriously evaluate yourself! If that is the case and you are as paranoid as you say, then why did you bother in the first place? If you do truly really like her, hike up your skirt, and stop being a woman. (haha ok ok that was harsh im just kidding) but seriously man, stop worrying, because if you do truly like her you are going to ruin a lot of fun times.

Sorry if i was rude, i was just joking around. Good luck.
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