#1
Due to the extreme heat that has struck Ontario, I have been forced to carry a fan upstairs in order to cool my overly hot (and sexy) body.

But due to a certain family members stupidity, the 3 button (most powerful setting) got broken.

I had no fear though, for I knew what to do. Shoving things in holes always seemed to work before, so I shoved a guitar pick in the whole and the button stayed down allowing the fan to work.

So, what odd ways have you used your guitar equipment?
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#2
Heh, sometimes I use the headstock on my guitar to turn the channels on TV or flip the lightswitch.
And my amp makes a nice coffee table.
#3
I hit people with it.
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Heh, sometimes I use the headstock on my guitar to turn the channels on TV or flip the lightswitch.
And my amp makes a nice coffee table.

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#7
When I touch a string there is a sound coming from the amp.

/lame.
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#8
my bass is used to threaten people and close doors while practicing
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#9
I used one of those shiny aluminium picks as a fishing lure once...

I never caught a sausage...
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#11
Jeez, you already have your fans out?

I had to find my heater in the storage area and put it in my bedroom because it's so fucking cold here in the west.
#12
I use one of my guitars as a guitar pick. The back of my amp is where I put my jewels. Pretty safe place
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I use guitar picks as deadly projectiles.

Amps as double deadly projectiles.


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#14
I use my guitar as a button pusher.....or as a weapon, and the tremolo bar off of it as a bludgeoning device. My amp....well it just kinda sits there, and I use broken strings to hit people.

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#15
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Just don't spill anything, or else you're f***ed!!

Its a Spider III, its already f***ed!
#16
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I made a G string out of my G string.

that must be rather uncomfortable.

you can use a capo as a tourniquent.

picks make good screwdrivers in a pinch.
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#17
I think I might have a blanket in the back of my amp. I use my guitar as a desk if I need to tap something out on paper. Meh.
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#18
Sometimes I put all my guitars together, oil them up, put them in various positions, and make guitar porn.

Would using ukeleles attract the partyvan?
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#19
I've used my bass's hard case as a pillow.

I sit on my amp while playing sometimes.

I store stuff in my acoustic.

I use the pointed head of my Jackson to beat off fans who decide to climb onstage.
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#20
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Due to the extreme heat that has struck Ontario, I have been forced to carry a fan upstairs in order to cool my overly hot (and sexy) body.

But due to a certain family members stupidity, the 3 button (most powerful setting) got broken.

I had no fear though, for I knew what to do. Shoving things in holes always seemed to work before, so I shoved a guitar pick in the whole and the button stayed down allowing the fan to work.

So, what odd ways have you used your guitar equipment?


Intentional sexual innuendo?
#21
i use my guitars to hit switches, change the channel, use em as a rake sometimes to pull the remote to me, use guitar picks are toothpicks when i dont have one, use guitars to save seats, guitars are about as amazing as the thermos
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