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#1
Has anyone ever caught their parents doing it? i did last night and omg was so embarrassing lol.

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#4
I walked in on them when I was about 4 or 5. Of course I hadn't the slightest idea wtf they were doing.
#6
My condolences, but I don't even like to think about my parents having sex, or as you so quaintly put it "Doing it." That is, in fact, a term I don't think I've used since fourth grade.
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#7
My friend once walked in on his parents doing it doggy style... he said he went into the bathroom and proceeded to vomit generously.
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#8
My sister did when she was younger
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#10
No, but why the hell did you steal metaldud's name???

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#11
Don't they lock the ****ing door!?!?!
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#12
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No, but why the hell did you steal metaldud's name???


doesnt matter carmelkunt will ban me before i finish typing this anyway
#14
lolwut.

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#15
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Hey, you have semi nicked metaldud's name...


at first i thought it was metaldud and his avatar didnt load or something. i was like "wtf? i do not see diglet mentioned anywhere in this post?????"

but then i looked at the join date....
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#17
i did when i was like 7 and my mother was suking my dads ****....
#18
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Why coudlnt they do Kensai? Why me?!!!


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#19
Yeah i think i walked in on my mom giving head, or she was on top and just getting off of him, im not sure which.

Either way awkward as hell.
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#21
Bah. You know. Parents doin' it = Love. I prefer catching my parents having sex than catching 'em fighting.
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#23
I don't think my parents have ever had sex. And that's a scary thought considering I'm their son.
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#24
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Bah. You know. Parents doin' it = Love. I prefer catching my parents having sex than catching 'em fighting.


It could be angry sex
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#26
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I don't think my parents have ever had sex. And that's a scary thought considering I'm their son.


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Why coudlnt they do Kensai? Why me?!!!
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#28
My parent's don't even sleep in the same room, so I'm always safe from this ever happening.
#29
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No I have not.



lol i think the sight of you has put them off ever having sex again, you know just to be on the safe side
#30
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lol i think the sight of you has put them off ever having sex again, you know just to be on the safe side

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#31
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Obviously. After me, why try to attempt making another being with a power level that's over 9000?


Maybe they were hoping for something a little less androgynous?
#32
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Obviously. After me, why try to attempt making another being with a power level that's over 9000?

Metal dude, your f*****g power level is over 9000+
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#33
I remember one night going to talk to them in the middle of the night (I was 5) and the door was locked. I asked them the next morning and my mum said "Oh no honey, it is never locked for you" and she gave me a kiss. I forgot about that until now and have come to realize they were getting it on the night before and I have no idea where those lips have been. Thank you Pit, you have now ruined my childhood
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#34
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I remember one night going to talk to them in the middle of the night (I was 5) and the door was locked. I asked them the next morning and my mum said "Oh no honey, it is never locked for you" and she gave me a kiss. I forgot about that until now and have come to realize they were getting it on the night before and I have no idea where those lips have been. Thank you Pit, you have now ruined my childhood


Well at least now we know the pit is doing what needs to be done.

And what needs to be done is bringing up bad memories.
#35
lmao !! ewww eww eww ive never walked iun on them but i heard them once it was rarther traumatic , but i think they here me quite alot when im with my g/f but they never say anything
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#36
Yeah. I calmly left the room, and never spoke of it or really thought anything of it.

Parents are people too.
#37
no my parents are too smart
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#38
grow up.........theyre gonna keep having sex.....just accept it and repress anny memories or thoughts
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#40
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Never seen, but my parents room is directly above mine, and I'm not the type to fall asleep on command.


Yeah my room is in basement under their room...
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