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So I was in 7-11 a few minutes ago, (it's around the corner), and I walked in and at the exact second the automatic doors opened the clerk locked his eyes onto me like laser aim or somethin. I walked over to the slurpee machine and it was spitting out syrup and the ice wasn't holding and I asked him "wtf is goin on with the slurpee machine it looks like a diarrhea machine.." and he said that it was working fine. I am sick of this **** at 7-11. Everytime I go in they treat me like a shoplifter and the products they are associated with are out of order. So I let out a rather loud fart and figured that would stop him from looking at me. (It was one of those lingering, burnt hamburger type farts), so I was almost embarassed afterward, and there were a few people in the store as well. Anyways, I hope that bastard fixes his **** and wipes the diarrhea moustache off his upper lip, the douche.
#2
What?
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... Ok?

What do you want me to say? Congradulations, you farted in public?
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#5
haha. calm down.i would just go in and fill up like 20 cups of slurpies until it works. then pay for one. or just walk out if it doesn't work. make a complete mess. there's nothin they can really do.
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Because when you insult him and his machinery, hes sure to respect you.
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sounds like you have a bad case of Stickitothemaneosis.
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What's a slurpee and what's a 7-11?
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"wtf is goin on with the slurpee machine it looks like a diarrhea machine.."

That actually made me laugh for some reason.
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at least u have a 7 11 to go to. lucky bastard.
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Yeah you did. You showed him how stupid you are.
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#13
dude if the machine is just giving you syrup fill up like 8 cups and leave em then bounce

who cares
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sounds like you have a bad case of Stickitothemaneosis.


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7/11 people are dicks to me too. They always watch me as I walk in and usually tell me to leave my backpack at the door, yet other people have them.
And I don't support those bastards, I only go when I get coupons or Half Bucks!
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HAI im ts and i just farted at a 7-11.


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Maybe it's a sign..maybe you didn't NEED A slurpee..

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You farted in public to rebel? So thats what Martin Luther King Jr was doing wrong.
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sounds like you have a bad case of Stickitothemaneosis.

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You farted in public to rebel? So thats what Martin Luther King Jr was doing wrong.

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Oh that would look good on the news columns.

Angry Black man farts into microphone and 1000s of followers cheer for said fart.
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lmao u made me remember this....http://youtube.com/watch?v=J07UBlBeYPo
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#34
They look at you like a shoplifter because you look like a little punk kid who would steal their candy bars.
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