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Well, I was cleaning my face and I normally use rubbing alchohol to do this, so I went about this, and I proceded to get into the shower. While in the shower I noticed I had a pimple on the inside of my thigh very close to my balls, so I thought "Well, it works on my face, why not there?" Well, I proceded to pour rubbing alchohol all over the area, and a lot of it got on to my balls. What came afterwords was not expected, I felt the most excruciating burning feeling I've ever felt right on my scrotum. I screamed and ran into the shower wall. I proceeded to jump out of the shower and grab a towel and dry off that area as fast as possible.


Take my advice....Rubbing alchohol + Balls = SCREAMING FIRE.

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#3
I would never have considered rubbing alcohol into my scrotum prior to reading your post anyway. But thanks for the heads-up.
#4
I was about to go pour rubbing alcohol on my testicles before reading this, it appears now that this is not the best of ideas. Thank you
#7
hmmm, I wonder which would hurt more...

Rubbing alcohol, or "spicey pot" (code name for the forbidden muscle lotion)
#11
"Well, I proceded to pour rubbing alchohol all over the area"

Think I found the problem

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#12
you probably have a fungus or something.
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#13
get your mommy to kiss your booboo to make it better
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#14
Quote by valennic
Well, I was cleaning my face and I normally use rubbing alchohol to do this, so I went about this, and I proceded to get into the shower. While in the shower I noticed I had a pimple on the inside of my thigh very close to my balls, so I thought "Well, it works on my face, why not there?" Well, I proceded to pour rubbing alchohol all over the area, and a lot of it got on to my balls. What came afterwords was not expected, I felt the most excruciating burning feeling I've ever felt right on my scrotum. I screamed and ran into the shower wall. I proceeded to jump out of the shower and grab a towel and dry off that area as fast as possible.


Take my advice....Rubbing alchohol + Balls = SCREAMING FIRE.



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#17
Good job!
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#18
I once sprayed AXE in that area.

Same effect. I know how you feel.
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#20
Quote by valennic
Well, I was cleaning my face and I normally use rubbing alchohol to do this, so I went about this, and I proceded to get into the shower. While in the shower I noticed I had a pimple on the inside of my thigh very close to my balls, so I thought "Well, it works on my face, why not there?" Well, I proceded to pour rubbing alchohol all over the area, and a lot of it got on to my balls. What came afterwords was not expected, I felt the most excruciating burning feeling I've ever felt right on my scrotum. I screamed and ran into the shower wall. I proceeded to jump out of the shower and grab a towel and dry off that area as fast as possible.


Take my advice....Rubbing alchohol + Balls = SCREAMING FIRE.



#22
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Pics or it didn't happen.


You want pictures of my balls covered in rubbing alchohol whilst I am screaming????


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#24
Quote by valennic
Well, I was cleaning my face and I normally use rubbing alchohol to do this, so I went about this, and I proceded to get into the shower. While in the shower I noticed I had a pimple on the inside of my thigh very close to my balls, so I thought "Well, it works on my face, why not there?" Well, I proceded to pour rubbing alchohol all over the area, and a lot of it got on to my balls. What came afterwords was not expected, I felt the most excruciating burning feeling I've ever felt right on my scrotum. I screamed and ran into the shower wall. I proceeded to jump out of the shower and grab a towel and dry off that area as fast as possible.


Take my advice....Rubbing alchohol + Balls = SCREAMING FIRE.


LOL
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#26
dude, rubbing alcohol is terrible for your skin, dont use it to clean your face, use Proactive
#28
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Are you sterile now?


no one else seems to be noticing...but I thought that was a very witty statement
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#30
oh god I know what you mean, I had chiggers/red bugs/ whatever ya wanta call em all over my satchel a while back and I put some chiggerx on em.... same result. I've also used some kinda cream for poison ivy on em... again, same result.

I'm not gonna put any kinda of strong medicine on my balls ever again.
#31
Thank you TS, I haven't laughed this hard at anything in the pit in ages.
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#32
Quote by valennic
Well, I was cleaning my face and I normally use rubbing alchohol to do this, so I went about this, and I proceded to get into the shower. While in the shower I noticed I had a pimple on the inside of my thigh very close to my balls, so I thought "Well, it works on my face, why not there?" Well, I proceded to pour rubbing alchohol all over the area, and a lot of it got on to my balls. What came afterwords was not expected, I felt the most excruciating burning feeling I've ever felt right on my scrotum. I screamed and ran into the shower wall. I proceeded to jump out of the shower and grab a towel and dry off that area as fast as possible.


Take my advice....Rubbing alchohol + Balls = SCREAMING FIRE.


Along with the other 2 people, that part made me laugh really hard! haha!!!
#35
Quote by The4thHorsemen
oh god I know what you mean, I had chiggers/red bugs/ whatever ya wanta call em all over my satchel a while back and I put some chiggerx on em.... same result. I've also used some kinda cream for poison ivy on em... again, same result.

I'm not gonna put any kinda of strong medicine on my balls ever again.


wtf is a chigger???

Oh, and neither will I......worst pain I've EVER felt.

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#36
Now I want to try it...
How bad can it be?
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#37
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get your mommy to kiss your booboo to make it better


LMAO! Ohh you went there dude!
#40
Pimply balls?
Now that CAN'T be right.
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