#2
His fat...

It's disgusting...
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#6
hahaha fatty fat fat lol thats not just him hes hiding his family in there too,lmao
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#8
pooor guy. At least he has a girlfriend, which is better than 70% of the pit
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#10
i think he's hawt
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pooor guy. At least he has a girlfriend, which is better than 70% of the pit

yeah, that really gets me. if someone with that much fat can get a girlfriend, and i only weigh like 135, why can't i?
#12
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#13
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i think he's hawt

yeah, that really gets me. if someone with that much fat can get a girlfriend, and i only weigh like 135, why can't i?

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#15
I sure as **** hope she is on top when they have sex. He would crush her. And I dont think he has the stamina to thrust.
#16
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i think he's hawt

yeah, that really gets me. if someone with that much fat can get a girlfriend, and i only weigh like 135, why can't i?



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#17
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i think he's hawt

yeah, that really gets me. if someone with that much fat can get a girlfriend, and i only weigh like 135, why can't i?



Look at her, I very much doubt shes faithful.
#20
Is this the same fat guy that got stuck under a bridge? If it is, I've heard all about it. Two semi-local radio personalities(Rick and Bubba for anyone who may listen to them) had a hilarious 20 minute piece on that guy.

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His most recent attempt to escape the house — to attend Solis' 38th birthday party in March — fell through when a flatbed tow truck brought to transport his reinforced bed got caught beneath an underpass.


That was hilarious, I laugh everytime I think about it.
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#21
"We are a couple," Uribe said. "We have sex, and in the eyes of God we are already married."


WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT HAS BEEN THOUGHT CAN NOT BE UNTHOUGHT.
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#22
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pooor guy. At least he has a girlfriend, which is better than 70% of the pit


Come again?
#23
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It's not the outside that matters, but the inside.


And there is definitely a lot inside of him.
#25
Poor guy, I feel bad for him.

At least he's on the right track. Maybe one day he'll be a normal weight.
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